Global Entry

Internationally getting your back door(man buns) kicked in either by choice or chance.

The foreign exchange student likes get global entry when out of the country

by Byron Long Jr. July 13, 2022

Goob

Really really cool and ollie is lame

Goob is cool ollie isn’t

by Goob556 September 25, 2022

global eboy day

September 31st every year is global eboy day

Me: no way it’s global eboy day
not eboys: 💻👦

by PhillyDelew September 26, 2022

Global Can't Read

If a gacha game has a cn/jp version that is ahead from the global version it will have a "global/EN can't read" moment

It is said in communities especially in Arknights and it basically means that a global player misunderstands or misread the content in the cn/jp version and makes a drama out of it or when it comes out in the global version, players will not read it and may suffer the consequences.

Ishar-mla: Have you heard of another new permanent game mode in the cn version? Someone translated it and it is gonna be is3 with the is2 gamemode

Calcite: So they're replacing the permanent game mode called is2? Creator of this game is a dumbass because is2 is the best thing to come out. Let's stop playing is2 since it'll be replaced later

Kevin: "Global can't read" moment
Destreza: but both of them is permanent...

by ChalterIsBalans October 14, 2022

Global warmer

Someone who farts so much, their contribution to greenhouse gas raises the average temperature of Earth.

Gavin ate chili. He's going to be a global warmer for two days.

by Ham So Low November 4, 2022

global

a little shit who lost 0-5 to calgary and said "im boutta fry calgary" well get fucked

bro your kinda acting like a global rn

by zaperzy December 15, 2022

global warming conspiracist

Someone who calls themselves a climate change activist, and believes the world is ending all because of a ridiculous idea Al Gore came up with to scare and control the masses using fake data from paid scientific actors. People knew about this when it started, so nobody is falling for it unless they are sincerely foolish. Any real scientist knows it’s a scam and conspiracy.

A Global warming conspiracist tried to convince me the air is going to destroy the planet because I drive to work every day and the earth is flat and so on and whatever else conspiracy theorists come up with.

by Petdragon December 28, 2022