Flying Attack Porcupine

A critter that screams "meep" when in attack mode, but make no noises when in super stealthy mode.

Did i just hear a FAP?
Impossible!...unless...argh!

by anon June 13, 2004

Flying the kite

to masturbate; typically used when referring to male pleasure.

His hands were tired after flying the kite all afternoon.

by Jersey girls October 13, 2012

flying dutchmen

The act of pooping while not touching the toilet sit. Normally in a sited position yet hovering over the toilet bowl with your arms extended forward for balance so your butt checks do not make contact with the toilet sit.

Pearson had to blast a duke at Taco Bell, once inside the bathroom stall he realized there were no ass gaskets left therefore he had to perform the flying dutchmen, now his legs are tired.

by Daedae84 March 5, 2009

flingbloo

a word a guy says when his face is right in the camera during an alphabet song.

F is for FLINGBLOO!!!

by naked person April 8, 2004

flying size elevens

The shoes that were thrown at former President George W. Bush.

Don't piss me off or I'll get out my flying size elevens!

by roflolomglmao February 7, 2009

Flying-Carpet

Wrap a girl in a rug or carpet and you and a mate spit-roast her.

When you're both holding it on the clutch whip the rug/carpet around causing the girl to spin wildly as you both cum

Me and binnsy gave this slapper a flying-carpet last night - she was so dizzy she nearly barfed

by big phil's mate April 1, 2009

Flying Rat getting Ass Fucked

The two expressions flying fuck and rat's ass combined for a greater expression.

Adam: It's always been my goal to make it as a u.d.w.o.t.d.
Ricardo: I dont give a flying rat getting ass fucked.
Ricardo: Just kidding. I do and I wish you good luck.
Adam: Bet.

by Mr. Awesome 007 July 18, 2011