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fishing

The act of falling asleep during class or work.

It is called fishing since when you start getting sleepy, your head slowly droops down then comes back up in an instant, repeatedly, like a bobber while fishing.
Guy 1 "Man, Mr. Samuelsons lecture today was boring. I kept fishing the whole time"
Guy 2 "I noticed. You looked retarded the whole time"
by Nokitch May 10, 2011
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Fisting

To put a hand inside someones vagina or ass for sexual pleasure. No violent shoving or "punching" is involved and the hand isnt just put in there. It goes in starting with two fingers adding one at a time.
Person1- i let jacob fist me last night
Person2- ew gross wtf
Person1- no ot actually feels really good, try it
Person2- alright, since youre my bestfriend ill trust you
Two weeks later
Person1-did you try fisting?
Person2- yes and it was great!!!
by Littlemissmayi June 23, 2015
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Fishing For Attention

When an attention whore deliberately goes looking for attention by complaining about how shitty their life is in order for a dumb motherfucker to compliment.
"I'm a horrible person."

"Someone's fishing for attention lmao"
by Weeb678 October 5, 2018
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iPod fishing

When someone's iPod falls off a table, etc. and lands on the ground, so the person uses the headphone cable to pull it off the ground and back on the table.
*Dude 1's ipod falls off the table*
Dude 1: Crap my iPod fell off the table...
Dude 2: yeah that happens to me all the time! Just go iPod fishing.
*Dude 1 pulls his iPod up by the headphones*
by pandalexie December 1, 2009
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Nerd fishing

The act of going somewhere nerds would be in an attempt to find a nerd to hit on.
Ted: "Hey dude, want to go to game stop with me?"

Frank: "What game are you going to be getting?"

Ted: "There aren't any games out that I'm interested in, I just wanted to go nerd fishing"

Frank: "Hells yes! That gamer chick we saw there last week was super hot!"
by Fattyeggroll January 24, 2011
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Work Fishing

The act of going on an expensive fishing expedition under the guise of entertaining clients, and charging it to the company. Work fishing must be accompanied with hand gesture quotation marks. " "
Work fishing can be interchangeable with “work golfing” “work Texans season ticketing” “work rodeo suiting” and “work strip clubbing”.
Dude, my freezer is full of tuna I caught while I was “work fishing” with clients. Wait till the company gets the receipt for that!
by Dean&Rog July 29, 2011
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giraffe fishing

asking for pics of necks instead of nudes
wow look at all these neck pictures! I'm the giraffe fishing god! Fuck cat fishing
by giraffegod April 11, 2015
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