by lifeispointless November 08, 2023
Worst insult to be ever created.
Worst then "ur mom gay" and even then "ur granny tranny".
Person no.1: *searches google for "ur mom gay"
Fbi agent in his phone: ur mother father
Person no.1 *dies*
Worst then "ur mom gay" and even then "ur granny tranny".
Person no.1: *searches google for "ur mom gay"
Fbi agent in his phone: ur mother father
Person no.1 *dies*
Person no.1: *searches google for "ur mom gay"
Fbi agent in his phone: ur mother father
Person no.1 *dies*
Fbi agent in his phone: ur mother father
Person no.1 *dies*
by Lil niBBy April 11, 2018
When a man deals with poorly behaved children but must suppress his rage to the point his hands shake uncontrollably.
by shaken father August 18, 2023
<.7.9.7.6.>Your Father Talks So Much In <&>AndA<&>Out Of Her Mouth That, I, Angel Jose Robles Thought That The Father Swallowed A Carrot<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Your Father Talks So Much In <&>AndA<&>Out Of Her Mouth That, I, Angel Jose Robles Thought That The Father Swallowed A Carrot<.7.9.7.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025
You: "Heavenly Father, bear witness as I show you the strength of your creation"
Enemy army: *Running away from fear as you lock in*
Enemy army: *Running away from fear as you lock in*
by Fluph February 24, 2025
"I'm not saying this to piss you off"
"Well what were you expecting?"
"I'm your father/mother, I should be able to"
"Well what were you expecting?"
"I'm your father/mother, I should be able to"
by LLBDAB June 02, 2021
Someone who in life has failed to achieve certain goals in the area of scoring babes and his future now holds in him being a priest, hence his middle name "the father." The tortuga reference, tortuga being the spanish word for turtle, further implies a paranoia and fear of failure when around females and when he freaks out he tends to become a toruga, and proceed to hide himself inside his shell.
Random Dude: That guy is just freakin out with those hot chicks around him.
Random Dude's Friend's Response: He must be a "The Father/Tortuga".
Random Dude's Friend's Response: He must be a "The Father/Tortuga".
by tarduno April 22, 2011