ja-fake-an

a little chavster who speaks in a fake jamaican accent

ra man! im from jamiaca innit. um... no

by prettyugly November 22, 2004

Fake Teammate

A person who much rather go and loot and land in a different area than land with his teammate and afterward not help and claim he carries

Dollar is a fake teammate much rather go and let his team die than help out and claims to be a pro player.

by The real23 March 14, 2019

Fake-Facer

A person who knowingly uses someone, but refuses to show or admit it to others.

Person1: Have you said the real truth, that you don't like the family?

Person2: What are you talking about? I love hanging out with the family ;-)

Person1: We both know your a Fake-Facer, just admit it.

by JADS March 7, 2012

Fake flexing

A person who flexes with fake stiff like lil tay

Lil tay im the youngest flexer
Me bitch your not the real flexer your a fake flexingsuch my toes

by Lil greeney September 30, 2018

fake clean

Knowing someone is coming over whom you want to impress, but there isn't enough time to clean; so you shove everything in a closet, under your bed, or in a hamper to achieve the perception your place is spotless.

My girl and her Mom randomly said they were stopping by for brunch, so I opened the closet doors in support of my fake clean attempt.

by GlazeHer June 18, 2016

fake-faced

The adjective used to describe someone who acts like they are under the influence, when it is obvious they are not.

Danny: Dude did you see see Diana last night? Was she shit-faced or what??
Evan: No bro, she was definitely fake-faced.
Danny: Oh.

by julesmary October 13, 2008

Fake Chowing

The act of pretending to eat a woman out.

Father: So today your mother accused me of "fake chowing." What the hell is that?

Son: Really dad? You pretended to go down on her? Isn't this something you should be telling Uncle Howard anyway?

by Blue Ophelia November 22, 2011