A FLORIDA Turn, is an abrupt, erratic, or otherwise unpredictable drastic change in direction, often involving multiple lane changes (with or without a signal) in order to ensure you don't miss your exit. After all, a true FLORIDA driver is always the only one on the road ( or at least, the only one that matters to them).
Kyle was driving down the highway in the left lane. All of a sudden he noticed his exit quickly passing him by, so he made a FLORIDA Turn
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Get the Florida Citrus Centermug. A jar full of prescription pain pills that when shaken in hand, the sounds resembles that of a maracca.
There's a pain pill epidemic that allows out of state citizens to drive to Florida, get diagnosed and buy pills for cash at the same clinic. Pills like oxy's, roxy's, xanax, Percocet, vicadin etc...
There's a pain pill epidemic that allows out of state citizens to drive to Florida, get diagnosed and buy pills for cash at the same clinic. Pills like oxy's, roxy's, xanax, Percocet, vicadin etc...
I drove down south this weekend to buy pills for cash again.... Now when I go out to the bar tonight all I have to do is shake that Florida Maracca and all the women come running. Gets me laid every time!
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Get the Florida Puppymug. When some crazy stuff happens in Florida. To be used in place of “what the fuck” when describing lunacy in the state of Florida.
What the Florida. We got another streaker running down Highway 95. And, he’s also carrying an alligator.
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