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This phrase refers to the act of inserting earthworms into the vagina and then having sexual intercourse. The cool, crawling worms provide tremendous stimulation for both partners.
During rough sexual intercourse, the worms are pulverized into a soup. This sperm/worm coctail can be eaten straight from the vagina with a spoon, or put on crackers. Note: Alabamians are notorious for putting hot sauce on all foods, but one must be careful not to get hot sauce in the vagina.
After slow, sensual intercourse, the worms will remain in tact. Whole worms retreived from the vagina after slow, gentle sex can be added to tequila shots.
Alabamians from Wetumpka generally prefer the larger, slower moving night crawlers
If an earthworm happens to crawl out of the vagina and see its shadow, the couple will have bad sex for six weeks.
Alabamians from Prattville usually prefer the smaller, hyperactive pink wigglers
Alabamians from Chisholm generally carry pin worms, but that is a different story for a different cavity.
During rough sexual intercourse, the worms are pulverized into a soup. This sperm/worm coctail can be eaten straight from the vagina with a spoon, or put on crackers. Note: Alabamians are notorious for putting hot sauce on all foods, but one must be careful not to get hot sauce in the vagina.
After slow, sensual intercourse, the worms will remain in tact. Whole worms retreived from the vagina after slow, gentle sex can be added to tequila shots.
Alabamians from Wetumpka generally prefer the larger, slower moving night crawlers
If an earthworm happens to crawl out of the vagina and see its shadow, the couple will have bad sex for six weeks.
Alabamians from Prattville usually prefer the smaller, hyperactive pink wigglers
Alabamians from Chisholm generally carry pin worms, but that is a different story for a different cavity.
My hoe likes night crawlers in her Alabama Worm Farm, but I prefer pink wigglers. We both compromise and use medium sized red worms and that is what true love is all about.
by Quarler July 23, 2009
Get the Alabama Worm Farm mug.The future solution to a growing epidemic in the United States in which all obese people will be shipped off in secured freight trains, prodded and herded onto large farm establishments. Once at the farm, the fatties will undergo a harvesting method where large industrial strength lipo suction machines will suck the lard out of each carcass which would then be refined into fuel. This fuel will provide enough energy to power an entire state for decades providing a reliable source for alternative fuel. Better yet, no one will have to deal with fat people ever again.
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Like to screw with security guards and seems to always have good intentions when it comes to his fans.
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Like to screw with security guards and seems to always have good intentions when it comes to his fans.
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by CharlieHorror April 16, 2008
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Potato farmers are sometimes difficult to spot on sight but can be easily identifiable through observation and interaction. They are generally happier people, since everyone else is robbed of their inner peace due to complex thought.
In a gathering of 3 or more potato farmers, what I like to call a Po-tah-to, an interesting effect occurs. Due to a coriolis like effect, conversation typically turns from confusion to concurrence as everyone involved is fishing in the same pond of understanding. This only occurs however as long as all participants are potato farmers.
Potato farmers are sometimes difficult to spot on sight but can be easily identifiable through observation and interaction. They are generally happier people, since everyone else is robbed of their inner peace due to complex thought.
In a gathering of 3 or more potato farmers, what I like to call a Po-tah-to, an interesting effect occurs. Due to a coriolis like effect, conversation typically turns from confusion to concurrence as everyone involved is fishing in the same pond of understanding. This only occurs however as long as all participants are potato farmers.
"How is it that you were able to accidentaly make a fucking kid, but you can never accidentally make a pizza right."
"What do you mean?"....
"Look... If you wern't such a potato farmer, you'd have taken that pizza off the cardboard first."
"What do you mean?"....
"Look... If you wern't such a potato farmer, you'd have taken that pizza off the cardboard first."
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