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Facebook Spiritual 

We all know these people. They litter our Facebook news feeds with pseudo-spiritual garbage they have just withdrew, out of context mind you, from the latest philosophy book, heresy of a friend, and/or New Age blog. They contradictorily use the most superficial expression of communication available to Western culture as a soapbox to preach about "enlightenment," "awakening," or "the way." Not sure if they think they are Bruce Lee or Jesus Christ, but they come off more like a cross between a monk and a bum standing on a street corner reciting madness to himself.
"Life is the edge of the universe. I am enlightened, you should become enlightened as well." ~Example of a Facebook Spiritual posting on Facebook

"That guy lives off the support of his friends and family, has no goals in life, doesn't mind using gasoline or computers whose very use and existence here in America enslaves the developing world...yet preaches every frickin' day on social networks because he's another goddamn Facebook spiritual."
Facebook Spiritual by Jahzon October 21, 2011
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Facebook Bipolar 

Facebook users who seem like cool peeps in person, but get hostile and obsessive while on Facebook. The "facebook mood swings" between mania and depression can be very abrupt.
Facebook Posts:

Rachael Ray: I am perfect. Everyone should be like me!

Lindsay Lohan: I'm pretty cool too!

Rachael Ray: NO! You aren't me. Everything I say is right. If you disagree with me you are wrong.

Rachael Ray:I will now post a recipe for the perfect life, mine. ;) Hope this pisses you off!

Lindsay Lohan: I think you are Facebook bipolar!

Rachael Ray: What? I had a *winking smiley face* you can't get mad if I put a smiley face!
Facebook Bipolar by ghettomomsrus August 10, 2010

Facebook Friday 

A friday night when you have nothing to do but be on Facebook, look at your friends pictures, and like everything and anything you see!
My fun freaky Friday plans turned into a lame, but fufilling, Facebook Friday
Facebook Friday by irsoaobneely August 14, 2010

facebook masturbation 

one engages in the act of 'facebook masturbation' when one decides to 'like' their own status.
'Dude, maybe if I like my own status, I'll start a trend and people will start responding and liking it and I'll finally be POPULAR!'

Michael is partying down lol haha!
Michael likes this status.

Classic facebook masturbation.

facebook addict

Noun. (See also facebook slut). A person who spends more time one face book making "friends" than spending time in the real word interacting with their real life friends.
Bec's become a facebook addict. She's more interested in increasing her friends count than spening time with us people who see her in person.
facebook addict by Šteggs October 7, 2007

facebook flipbook 

As you are stalking your faux friend's new photo album on Facebook, paying close attention, you realize that two pictures in a row look peculiarly similar. So you press the left arrow to look at the first picture again. And then you press the right arrow to look at the second picture again. And then you continue to press left and right again and again so that it looks like your friend is moving. Flipping popcorn in his mouth. Crushing that beer can. Kicking rocks. Alas! Facebook Flipbook.
Dude. Did you catch that Facebook Flipbook of Nick? I kept pressing left and right, and it looked like his pants were disappearing and then reappearing.
facebook flipbook by JaclynR January 18, 2010

Facebook Queen 

Used to describe a girl who uses the social networking tool facebook to the extreme. This is usually somone who is on facebook all the time and posts slutty pictures of themselves or comment on as many walls an photos as possible in hopes of making their profile and selves look popular. They will even comment randomly to strangers or old friends they haven't spoken to in years.

In many cases this person will have "Modeling" pictures in which they don't really model anything but try to look good. They often delete negative comments and enjoy accepting every friend request they receive so they're list looks larger. Frequent profile picture changes is another symptom. Although a majority of faacebook queens are decent looking, others work the camera angle or use the now famous "my space" angles to work cut around being fat and ugly.

They also tend to un-tag any and all un flattering photos and upload ridiculous amounts of albums. A name change to something stupid is quite common. They often make lots of notes or do the quizzes. These people generally have a low self-esteem.
Ok so I met that girl last night and she added me on facebook immediately... I mean she was pretty good looking but when I looked at her profile i could TELL she was a FACEBOOK QUEEN... how can you take someone like that seriously??