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hook em up

1. event of two cars racing, i.e. hooking em up to race
2. breeding of dogs.
1. Hey, thats a nice sohc civc.... bet that vinyl makes it fast.... lets hook em up...
2. Hey, nice pit, i have a rot., lets hook em up
by Josh Delaughter September 11, 2005
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Texas Hold ‘Em

You go to a ranch and grab your friends cock and have a jerk-off train
This weekend me and the boys are gonna play some Texas hold ‘em, you up for it?
by GarbleDee M. Cox April 16, 2021
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Likes em naked

On one glorious night, William Richards in his sleep, said, "I like em naked." Though he looks innocent, he is just a little horny boy. And also a little bitch.
by knoodlezz May 18, 2017
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dust em off

Calling someone out on their clothes/shoes.
(bob) "Hey check out my new shoes.
(Jeff )"Dust em off"
by M_WASH593 June 5, 2016
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Give 'em the Wu

A sexual maneuver that involves showing the sign of the Wu-Tang Clan, with thumbs bound and facing upward and fingers held together, but also outward like bird's wings. You then proceed to use this hand gesture in said sexual action. Must start out in the doggy-style position proceed to yell "Give her the Wu!" as loud as possible and then take thumbs from the "Wu" hand gesture and insert forcefully into the female's anus. Place hands on said females ass cheeks and continue to remove and insert "the Wu" if necessary.
(During Sexual Intercourse)
1:"Ok bitch you ready for this?"

2:"Ready for what?"

1:"Give 'em the Wu!"

2:"What?! Don't you dare give me the Wu!"
by Jimbotron June 20, 2006
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oh em gee

1 The scenester and retard way to say 'omg'.

2 Used when making fun of scenesters.
Scenester: Oh em gee, i'm getting some new Converse high tops.
Me: ..oh em gee, go cut yourself.
by pyr0z April 20, 2005
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Smoke em if you got em

1. In a battle, when both sides have ammo, and lots of em, they just let loose.
2. A fast moving ping pong rally.
3. When an activity is chosen, and its not sure if everyone has the required equipment, the leader yells smoke em if you got em, and the activity commences
Ready, aim, smoke em if you got em
by dildo monger June 2, 2004
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