an edgelord is someone who likes to share their whole life on social media and make it very dramatic so people will feel bad for them. they like to pretend to be depressed on their snapchat stories - example “DONT HMU 😔💔” stuff like that. they also like to listen to emo rap like lil peep and ghostmane.
by bluecrayons May 12, 2020
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by bitchwithadicklolcow January 7, 2018
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and think smoking and drinking and drugs are bad WTF!?
and show up to gigs with tea and water and try to pick fights with people who are more richer better and have lives
straight edge is fucking retarded their like Nazis they try to force their life style on to others by force but they get the fuck beaten out of then cuz straight edge is weak and drunks could fuck 'em up!!
and think smoking and drinking and drugs are bad WTF!?
and show up to gigs with tea and water and try to pick fights with people who are more richer better and have lives
straight edge is fucking retarded their like Nazis they try to force their life style on to others by force but they get the fuck beaten out of then cuz straight edge is weak and drunks could fuck 'em up!!
NORMAL person)"straight edge is gay"
other NORMAL person)"i know, i could beat them if i was drunk!!"
everyone)"hahahahah"
straight edge guys)*CRYING*
other NORMAL person)"i know, i could beat them if i was drunk!!"
everyone)"hahahahah"
straight edge guys)*CRYING*
by sXeKILLA!!! August 23, 2009
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by BigBadMrReality September 14, 2022
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If the mood is right and you are well practiced, your girl will be driven wild, since the act of postponing full penetration only adds to the overall anticipation.
If the mood is right and you are well practiced, your girl will be driven wild, since the act of postponing full penetration only adds to the overall anticipation.
As I stroked my penis around my girls inner thigh she could not take the edge play anymore and begged me to enter her!
by Ryd June 26, 2006
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That's the basic straightedge. The other shit is hardline.
That's the basic straightedge. The other shit is hardline.
by erika love. June 26, 2006
Get the straight edge mug.Those pussies that are afraid to have any fun in life. They think it makes them "cool" by abstaining from drugs, alcohol, sex outside of marriage, etc...all the fun things in life. They also tend to be vegetarian or vegan. Come on. Submit to peer pressure. Don't be afraid to have a little fun every once in a while other than just beating off all day, you pussies. I used to be a vegetarian, but I realized how much of a bitch I was being.
They are easily picked out of a crowd by the numerous "X" (meaning "hardcore") and "V" (meaning "Vegetarian" or "Vegan") symbols that they have either drawn on themselves or, in extreme cases, tattooed on their bodies. They have yet to realize that they will regret said tattoos in a few years.
They are easily picked out of a crowd by the numerous "X" (meaning "hardcore") and "V" (meaning "Vegetarian" or "Vegan") symbols that they have either drawn on themselves or, in extreme cases, tattooed on their bodies. They have yet to realize that they will regret said tattoos in a few years.
Nathan is straight edge and, but those "V" tattoos on the back of his arms make me want to punch him in the face.
by Yogi Bear September 26, 2006
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