Edge lord

Basically everyone who post definitions on this website.

That leftist moron is such a edge lord.

by A R October 17, 2021

Edgar

Edgar is one amazing guy, he's known as the weird kid with anger issues, but when you get to know him, he's an absolute sweetheart, he often likes to vibe to my chemical romance and will invite you to vibe with him. He likes to fight and do parkour, and absolutely will teach you some, he's also hot (and fruity). Edgar is very shy and overprotective most of the time when it comes to people he likes, but like he's perfect. So all love and hail Edgar.

Shrek: ayo Edgar is so fine
Obama: holy shit i agree i want him to rail me
Embry (me): bro that's my fucking husband

by Cemetery whore December 5, 2021

stone edged guilt

The slightly guilty feeling you get having wasted a whole evening getting stoned and not socialising/doing anything constructive.

Usually occurs when you go to bed but can also be experienced the next morning. Often the best made plans can fall foul to THC....

-'Weren't you supposed to go to Emma's birthday thing last night?'
-'Yup'
-'What happened'
-'I got lean and then had serious stone edged guilt.'

by ceejayy November 22, 2007

Goody Two-Shoes Edgelord

Any type of edgelord that may be edgy, but is still well mannered and behaved, and might possibly be edgy for moral reasons.

He may have looked edgy and even acted edgy, but he still had proper and respectful manners. He was seriously a goody two-shoes edgelord.

by CelticEagle May 25, 2019

Straight Edge

Straight edgers are concieted assholes who can't appreciates the gifts God gave us. They listen to horrible crappy punk bands like "Minor Threat

Cool Stoner Kid: "Wanna hit this spliff dude?"

Straight Edger: "Fuck you asshole, I don't need that poison. Drugs ruin lives, blah, blah, blah, toxic this, blah, blah, blah, cause of all societies ills that, blah, blah, blah...

by Jack Diesal February 19, 2005

straight edge

A group of fags who want the look of hardcore kids, but dont have the balls to do anything fun. So they put X's on their hands to show everyone that they truely, do, in-fact, need to die.

1: also see pussies
2: also see emo
3: also see churchies

i think ill drink nothing but coffee, listen to shitty music, wear all black, pretend like i hate my life, and draw all over my hands to say (but not say) that i have said no to a life of drugs; and call it "straight edge".

by sam elwood October 29, 2005

Eager Beaver

A woman who doesn't know how to play hard to get.

Ashley is such an eager beaver: she texted me back 2 minutes later after I hadn't talked to her all day.

by PhilipJFry27 November 20, 2014