Evangeline Douglas

The most awesome gal pal inda friggin world! Everyone wants to be friends with this chick = Well known for breaking the hearts of fugly guys

"Did you here what Evie did to that fugly guy?"

"Yes, but someone needed to do it!"

"I love Evangeline Douglas!"

by eemles October 18, 2008

Evanescance

A goth band with the vocals of amy lee who joined seether for the song broken. Their not a good band but not bad one. IT DOESN'T TEACH FUCKING TEENS TO CUT THEMSELVES!

evanescance was a terrible idea.

by None of your fucking business July 20, 2008

I Now Pronounce You Seth and Evan

Either what the the movie "Superbad" should have been called or a sequel to that movie for there is proof that Seth and Evan (2 of the 3 main characters) are gay for each other.

"What did you think of the movie 'Superbad'?" "To be honest, that movie should have been called 'I Now Pronounce You Seth and Evan'."

by darklordgrievous August 30, 2007

Eagan Vice

A fictional TV show that is set in cold city of Eagan in Minnesota, it will be about two vice cops Sonny Cockette and Dickardo Flubbs, who keep an eye out for immoral activities in the city, but also make out in the squad car. A cop-comedy-action show.

Bob: What are you gonna do this Friday evening?

Steve: I am gonna sit at home and watch Eagan Vice

by SantoshGeorge March 2, 2008

evan wright

tobe evan'ed is to systematicaly be manipulated it to thinking that the world owes you a living.manily assumed by guilt trips and compulsive lying in order to acheive a status of laziness!!

come on mr evan wright surley you can pay some rent or go to work,no man!! my knee hurts.

by i've been kneed October 16, 2008

Evan

Evan has a tiny dick around 1-2 inches and is a backstabbing bitch. He tries to act cool and fails. 90% of Evans are gay and suck dick

"Man this guy just said he had a big dick and was backstabbing me"
"Sounds like an Evan"

by snitchesgetstitches69 April 9, 2017

Evangel

A school in which the students are sent to the torture table. This table is called "Table One". The Racest Principal is know n for his stupidity and racism. He usually checks on the 7th and 8th grade classrooms to see who all he can send home. To sum it up, THE SCHOOL SUCKS ASS!

Boy,"Mommy! Where do bad people go when they die?"

Mother,"Evangel"

by The Truth Teller June 30, 2004