doehaze

An offensive term hurled at someone who's name is spelt in a non-standard way. However, the exception is if the person is from a region where the spelling of their name is the most common.

Huw - Hugh spelt the welsh way

OY! Sara you Doehaze

by freedaslaves August 30, 2007

doesn’t exist

when something is so ridiculous that it shouldn’t even be real

mom: wow, that tiger king show is crazy!
me: i know, right? like it doesn’t exist
mom:
me:
mom: ...the fuck you mean

by bananaboatbaddie April 4, 2021

Does homeostasis sound like a joke to you?

A nephrologist's call for help, is the only valid response to "I'm gonna drink more water", don't drink water if you don't have to, you don't know better than your kidneys.

Uneducated Person: I'm gonna drink more water!
Nephrologist: Why?
Uneducated Person: Because It's healthy!
Nephrologist: Does homeostasis sound like a joke to you?

by KomradeKopke December 14, 2022

Pam Doel

A non-offensive version of shitcunt, useful for public places

that guy, what a pam doel

by reecenscott January 12, 2010

what does pussy smell like

Fish, just fish.

What does pussy smell like?
Fish

by Tennis Piel October 5, 2022

sog does gr

when sog starts doing gr and gr

"sog does gr" meeans sog doing gr; "omg guys sog did gr"

by noproof July 6, 2023

but I didn't, so it doesn't

a categorical statement of fact to reconfirm an obvious fact.

the best line from the movie in bruges which can find everyday usage in a startling variety of contexts

"If I grew up on a farm, and was retarded, Bruges might impress me but I didn't, so it doesn't."

"If I grew up drinking VB, and was retarded, Carlton Draught might impress me, but I didn't, so it doesn't"

by daids May 13, 2009