Fretboard Diarrhea Syndrome

Fretboard Diarrhea Syndrome (FDS) afflicts thousands of guitar players. This condition causes the guitarist to play way too many notes and play them way too fast. This style of playing in no way serves the melody, the song, or the singer...it only lets the guitarist show off and gives him a chance to bob his head like a rock star. This unnecessary and distracting barrage of notes is often delivered at way too high a volume also, further diminishing the value of the playing.

There seems to be no cure for FDS.

"That new guitar player in the band? He has a severe case of Fretboard Diarrhea Syndrome...he, and now that band, is unlistenable!"

by ElCommissioner December 7, 2023

Gaping Diarrhea

Diarrhea so bad that it widens your asshole open to let everything spill out in a single push.

Person 1: "You were screaming really loud, what happened?"
Person 2: Gaping Diarrhea

by Mannyfeats February 29, 2024

Dishpan Diarrhea

n: a condition in which one has a sudden urge to go to the bathroom when it’s time to clear the table and clean the dishes after dinner.

Dude what? Don't tell me he has dishpan diarrhea again! It's so annoying that he never wants to help clean up after dinner.

by Coolmom1982 March 15, 2024

Vampire diarrhea

A woman on her period is experiencing vampire diarrhea

My buddy likes to eat his girlfriend out on her period, bro loves that vampire diarrhea

by Ratpoccia June 27, 2024

Medieval Diarrhea

The worst diarrhea that you can possibly have. Usually caused by food poisoning or exposure to standing water, Medieval Diarrhea is a potentially life-threatening condition that has claimed the lives of countless medieval peasants and lords alike over the centuries. Symptoms include frequent watery and/or bloody diarrhea, stabbing abdominal pains and dizziness/fainting.

Seek medical attention if you develop medieval diarrhea.

by Detroitrockcity November 20, 2024

Rainbow Diarrhea

Refers to an extreme amount of colors in one picture/video, to the point of becoming nauseating. It's most common in videos with flashing colors.

Did you watched the clip for Mesmerizer? It's nothing but rainbow diarrhea!

by GyaosZilla356 January 4, 2025

Implosive Diarrhea

When you get explosive diarrhea when there’s a blockage in your colon causing said blockage to collapse in on itself. This is felt as an implosion in your body before the explosion occurs.

“Too much Taco Bell can give you implosive diarrhea if you’re not careful”

by SigmaSam2009 January 27, 2025