Tastes like dick

slang; exclaiming it "tastes like dick" compares said beverage or food to the "cheesey" rod found in a chav's paints; nasty, smelly, putrid, trying to immitate the other sexual beverages, but not living up to boasted reputation.

Just say that you've been given something to eat or drink by your homeslice and it tastes terrible or is just plain weak sauce;

Jay "Anything to drink up in this place"

Homeslice "Fo' shizzle ma' nizzle get ur laughing grear around this!"

Jay "Garr! Ohr that tastes like dick !!"

by home5lice August 4, 2007

Sniffing My Dick

All up in my business

Dude! Quit sniffing my dick, man!

Dude, Ms.Brinkmann was totally sniffing today!

by Jelly Jensen September 30, 2008

two fist dick

A dick / cock / penis that is at least sufficiently long enough or longer to be able to wrap two full fists around it at once.

My dick is a two fist dick because I can fully wrap both my fists around it at once.

by twofistdick September 3, 2012

SDS (Small Dick Syndrome)

A biological disorder that often manifests in social circumstances due to a deficiency in size, function, or both, of the male penile organ.

Shyam has SDS (Small Dick Syndrome) - he seems to need to overcompensate for it by making his staff work ridiculous tasks.

by SDSAnonymous November 5, 2013

Donald's dick

When a man has a curly Penis slightly like a duck's.

Shaniqua"my man so curly, he got a Donald's dick"

by MrSMH October 20, 2016

token dude dick

DAMN GOOD dick that makes you crazy and keeps you coming back. Typically this penis will belong to a girls “token dude”. 7-8 inches long is about token dude dick size. Bigger than a boyfriend dick (5-6in) and smaller than a vacation dick (9+). It’s just right.

Cindy- “Becky why do you keep fucking Brady, you know he’s a douche”
Becky- “He’s got Token Dude Dick I can’t help it, i need it.”

by bipolarspacestonerbitch May 25, 2018

lame arse dick

A lame arse dick is similar to a lame arse but instead of being utterly lame; they're also a dick

Dave: Hey mark and Joe, do you fancy going to the darts?

Mark: yeah I'm well up for that

Joe: I've been a couple of times before and I reckon I'll go

Dave: Cool, I've just bought tickets, you both owe me

Mark: Actually, I can't go now. Sorry for being a lame arse but just realised I'm going out the night before

Joe: Sorry my girlfriend won't let me go and I never actually said I wanted to go.

Dave: You two are lame arse dicks!

by Letsplaydarts July 30, 2018