dick fiend

1. Someone that loves penii.
2. A girl that can't see, suck, or fuck enough dicks.

Robin Swanson is a dick fiend.

by The Frugie December 30, 2004

Toilet Bowl Dick

When you are taking a shit and your dick touches the cold porcelain at the front of the toilet, causing discomfort and in the case of public toilets, absolute disgust.

Best referred to as "TBD" in mixed company.

I was taking a shit and I got toilet bowl dick again.
Man the toilets in the mens washroom here are just terrible for TBD.

FUCKING TBD!!

by sprutacus March 15, 2011

dick cheese

The one thing that even the kindest, most supportive and open-minded woman will not look past when dating a man.

(Woman talking with her best friend).

"I feel really shallow Lisa because he was such a good, kind man. He was great with my kids, with animals. He stood for all the right things. He had a great sense of humour. He was intelligent, he spoke several languages and I felt totally comfortable in his presence. Even my parents loved him and they are normally very icy with my prospective partners. He had a great body and clearly worked out so why couldn't I look past his horrendous dick cheese? I mean I feel like a total bitch."

by LiberaceHudson September 22, 2017

Big Dick Legend

The name is given to someone of legendary status, who has proven time and time again that not only are they a legend, but they can compliment it with having a big dick. It is not necessary to see this person's penis to make this judgment as it can be proven by their legendary actions. It is a compliment and not to be confused with a homosexual greeting.

Someone who is a big dick legend usually gets absurdly drunk and proceeds to shout out, 'big dick legend' to anyone that cares to listen.

Mark: *drunk* Mannn .. Taxi driver your dick is so big no wonder it gets caught in the engine.
Taxi Driver: *silence*
Mark: You certainly are one big dick legend.

Dewy: Dude, got so wasted last night, told the bouncer he was a big dick legend and he was amused.
Mark: Haha, what a big dick legend.

Mark: You big dicked legend.
Dewy: BIG DICK LEGEND!

Jero: Guys, you all know I am a big dick legend.
Everyone: *looks away*
Jero: Fine, I am going back to masturbate in my Mercedes.
Jake: You Mercedes driving cunt!
Mark: Haha Jake, you big dick legend.

by Mummas October 5, 2009

vacation dick

A dick larger in size than your used to. It's exciting and fulfilling like a nice vacation.

"I totally had vacation dick last night, it was better than my 3 nights in Vegas!"

by TheJediGolfer June 16, 2016

dick and ball skootch

verb: When you drag your dick and balls real slow across something.

Damnit Jack! Quit doing the dick and ball skootch all over Bud's face.

by imanobodytwo October 24, 2005

Dick Lickin Dan

The guy from the bay area San Francisco who went on a dick licking spree for 12 days before autorities caught him back in 1978. He would break into your house and lick your dick and then bolt out the window, door, etc... He has since then served his sentence and now he is an elementary school teacher at a san francisco public school. Dick Lickin' Dan is now used as an insult rather than a name of the infamous Dick Lickin' Dan of 78'

FRY GUY: here's youre order duuuuuude (in a stoner voice)
CUSTOMER: WtF DICK LICKIN DAN! u got my order wrong.
Fry GUy: whhhhhhhhhhat?

by Fatkid from the bay. August 21, 2006