2nd December

sickest day of the year. absolutely amazing. anyone born on this day is a god damn amazing person and you should give them a hug or something. if you have no friends that are born on 2nd december, you have a legal right to hug anyone you please

A: why did you hug me you dumb bitch
B: im lonely and its the 2nd december
Judge: yeah he has a right to, next case please

by DSi_Lite November 26, 2020

December 16

The top in the relationship gives the bottom a slap on the ass.

Top:*slaps bottoms ass*
Bottom:*blushes* hey why did you do that?
Top: Its December 16
Bottom:*blushes harder* oh

by dabi_daddy December 16, 2019

December 12

Today you have to hug every person you see that you know, unless you hate them.

December 12 don’t hug the people you hate

by November 1 December 11, 2019

21 December

The 21 December is the: get fucked by you tall boyfriend day.
He can do whatever he want.

Boy:Bae its 21 December .
Girl: Yeah

by Whatthehellisthat December 15, 2019

1st December

1st December is when people get to hug their crushes or ask their crushes out and they gave to hug them back or say yes!

1:Will you go out wiv me?
2:No
1:u can't say that its 1st December
2:oh shit I forgot

by Queisjsbs November 18, 2020

December 10

Rebellion day, if you’re born on December 10 then ur a rebel inside. National rebel day, let ur inside rebellion self out today!!!

Bella” Jimmy it’s December 10”
Jimmy”let’s go jump the fence over there onto the private property “
Bella”why?”
Jimmy”it’s national rebellion day today let ur rebel flag fly!!”

Bella” let’s go then “

by Heyo_101 November 01, 2019

December 1

International Blow Your Load Day
International Nut Day

After a month long challenge for No Nut November, all the guys can finally relax and enjoy the pleasures by wanking their salamis.

Boy 1: Yo bro, tomorrow is December 1st. You know what that means...?
Boy 2: Hell ya, its International Nut Day. I can finally shoot my massive load I've been building up!

by YouKnowTheVibesKid November 02, 2019