The most creative insult to get called on discord when you are the owner of the server
Owner(undercover): Do you think this server is run by idiots?
Troll: IF YOU WERE A MOD I THINK SO YES WITH UR SQUIGGLE DIGGLE FIGGLE PICKLE WICKLE UGLY CRUSTY DUSTY MOTHER FUCKING UNICORN MONIBROW UGLY ASS TICKLE DICKLE TIPSON BILLY BURGUR BOY BING BONG BACKER DOOEY
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Crusty seahorse

A male who doesn’t wash his genitalia to the point where it smells and gets ‘crusty
Hey girl, how was Ryan in bed last night?

Urgh he was terrible, he’s such a crusty seahorse, that peen hadn’t been washed in yonks!
by Crustycrustaceans November 13, 2020
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crusty dusty

adj: can be used to describe a person who is emotionally dry
Example: Iman is so crusty dusty, she didn't even cry at the end of Titanic.
by lalanation February 20, 2016
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Crusty dusty

Me, It’s me Austin I’m telling you see💀 -M
Person 1: I will legit make a definition of crusty dusty and make it right now
Person 2:Do it I fudging dare you
by O my gosh November 02, 2019
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crusty cruiser

1) a respectable, hard working prostitute who has criss crossed the globe up and down in her professional pursuits
2) An unkempt adventurer
3) That guy who stares you down when you refuse to hitchhike with him
4) A wonderfully misheard record player name
(1) - "Hey Charlie, see that chick doing a vertical split in the air?"

- "That's one CRUSTY CRUISER, I'm too impressed to be turned on though."
(2) Been cruisin' so much I haven't showered in weeks, I'm crustier than a cheese pizza! None of the goats seem to mid though.

(3) No Balthazar! Im not going to Valencia with you, your white van smells of chloroform and old socks. Now stop touching my camel!
(4) I aint speldin 100$ on a crusty ass cruiser 99.99? + Shipping handling an tax my ass? Get the fuck outta here man!!!
by therealcrusty May 08, 2016
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Crusty Penis

Crusty penis is another way to say erection or boner, while confusing anyone around you.
by BattyMassive September 17, 2019
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crusty carnival

When screwing a girl you stick cornbread around your penis and proceed to have a girl give you a blowjob.
Damn last night i saw this sexy girl who looked hungry so i gave her a crusty carnival and she greatly appreciated it.
by bigdaddy32092 January 20, 2010
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