Definitions by BrewTat
eBay Hangover
What you get after you check your email in the morning to find out what you bought online the night before - while drunk.
"Dude, I've got a bad eBay hangover today"
"What did you buy?"
"A Porsche for $5,000 - already paid for it.
"Dude, that's cool!"
"It's in Venezuela."
"What did you buy?"
"A Porsche for $5,000 - already paid for it.
"Dude, that's cool!"
"It's in Venezuela."
eBay Hangover by BrewTat January 13, 2009
Crusty Trout
Crusty Trout by BrewTat October 7, 2008
Crusty Trout
A vagina so covered in scabs and sores that it looks as if the scabs must be picked before penetration is possible. (This term originated in Portland, OR)
"Man, don't go home with her - she's a Crusty Trout"
"That girl's so nasty, I bet she has a Crusty Trout"
"That girl's so nasty, I bet she has a Crusty Trout"
Crusty Trout by BrewTat August 23, 2008