by BrewTat August 09, 2008
A vagina so covered in scabs and sores that it looks as if the scabs must be picked before penetration is possible. (This term originated in Portland, OR)
"Man, don't go home with her - she's a Crusty Trout"
"That girl's so nasty, I bet she has a Crusty Trout"
"That girl's so nasty, I bet she has a Crusty Trout"
by BrewTat July 28, 2008
What you get after you check your email in the morning to find out what you bought online the night before - while drunk.
"Dude, I've got a bad eBay hangover today"
"What did you buy?"
"A Porsche for $5,000 - already paid for it.
"Dude, that's cool!"
"It's in Venezuela."
"What did you buy?"
"A Porsche for $5,000 - already paid for it.
"Dude, that's cool!"
"It's in Venezuela."
by BrewTat September 23, 2008