crustyboy

A male, usually, who sleeps on cum stained sheets.

"Don't speak to that crustyboy"
'he stinks like a crustyboy"

by Crustyboy January 10, 2005

crusty corns

the nasty bunched up things on the side of your big toe.

Dont put them nasty crusty corns on me!

by Vannessa July 19, 2008

crusty knuckle

A crusty knuckle is when you have your girl stimulate your prostate by shoving her middle finger up your anus. Look at her knuckle once she is done.

I blew a load so hard while Christina was giving me a Crusty Knuckle.

by John Chapman June 1, 2007

crousti

Adjective
Short for " croustillant "
Said of someone or something that is insanely hot.
Being crousti is a state of mind, a staggering way of acting nonchalant and composed. That under any circumstances.
Can be used at anytime, from grocery shopping at Target to reading I-D while eating pinkberry.

Antonym : fat britney, poor thing, assistant

" Britney is so crousti these days "
" OMG, i know "

or

" Hot D. got fat... that's so not crousti "

or

" Mary, has the croustiest vagina "

or

" the last episode from the hills was so crousti"

or

" Mariah just did the croustiest sound check ear-finger touch "

or

" Lindsay's rehab was so not crousti, full of nobodies... i feel so sorry for her "

by Craquel-Bijou January 7, 2009

Crusty Trout

A vagina so covered in scabs and sores that it looks as if the scabs must be picked before penetration is possible. (This term originated in Portland, OR)

"Man, don't go home with her - she's a Crusty Trout"

"That girl's so nasty, I bet she has a Crusty Trout"

by BrewTat August 23, 2008

Crustyjeep

A shit starting loud-mouthed asshole. Most of the time found trolling around in threads just waiting to talk shit to someone, to make themselves feel better. Often plagued with low self esteem, and the mentality of a 5 year old, and full of useless banter. Possibly high on meth or other low life drugs, trying to get a rise out of anyone who will bite.

This guy just won't shut the fuck up!! He is a real Crustyjeep!

by crustyismybitch October 17, 2009

crusty carnival

When screwing a girl you stick cornbread around your penis and proceed to have a girl give you a blowjob.

Damn last night i saw this sexy girl who looked hungry so i gave her a crusty carnival and she greatly appreciated it.

by bigdaddy32092 January 20, 2010