Credenspell

The enchantment of your device recalling a secret you thought lost to time.

Still being able to login to my original AOL account with my old MacBook was pure credenspell

by Israel2025 December 7, 2025

Crediting and paying

You didn't build it WITHOUT me and you are PRETENDING that you DID do that.

Hym "So, no, that is not what happened. You tried to build it WITHOUT CREDITING AND PAYING ME... And then you tried to condemn me to hell and empower a retard to do a single white female and your weren't doing it ironically because if THIS doesn't happen you just do that until I die. And now I'm probably going to have to murder some of you. Which, you know, is a little unfortunate because that's hard to do in a way that is fair for everyone but still... Apparently that wasn't an option for you! You thought that was an option and it WASN'T that. SOOOO... This isn't a battle for leverage here. I can't do anything without the credit or payment. Literally. There is literally nothing I can do. And there is nothing YOU can do... Because YOU didn't invent artificial intelligence. You want something to happen that isn't ever going to happen. I'm not doing anything you tell me to do. Ever... What do you want me to tell you here? Because I'm not going to tell you that. I already told you what I'm going to tell you and you're either going to do that or you're going to suffer the consequences of not doing that. And I am not going to suffer the consequences of ANYTHING because I will just kill myself and take all of you with me is you try to do that... Soooo..."

by Hym Iam December 18, 2025

Cru Credits

credit that is essential to make it to heaven

How many Cru Credits does it take to get into Heaven?

by Mr, Green April 22, 2010

skeet credit

The prestige of any individual girl's head game. Based a letter grading scale.

Sean: "Stacy gives the best blowjobs ever"
Tim: "Nah her skeet credit is only a B. Dorothy has got that A skeet credit"

by D. Evans December 1, 2013

Calcutta Credit

Retail slang for someone of Indian (India) decent who constantly returns items then repurchases merchandise with issued store credits, and repeats the process over and over.

That last customer used Calcutta Credit to buy the blender, we'll probably see it back next month so they can get something else.

by Beatlesguy December 3, 2013

alabama credit card

6 feet of garden hose (to siphon gas from someone else's vehicle)

We're almost out of gas and I'm broke!
No prob, got my Alabama credit card.

by cabinjohn July 4, 2016

Christ credit

Similar to high school credits, but a revised version under Betsy DeVoss after eliminating public schooling and making all eduaction privitized religious acadamies.

Timmy, you need to buckle down, you're short on your christ credits and are not going to graduate without improvement!

by Steffanzo February 21, 2017