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Man Splooge Containment Receptacle

Yes, I would like to purchase a man splooge containment receptacle post haste..yes, of course!
by Invictus101 March 17, 2008
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contacts

Don't wear them to sleep.
Guy A: my friend wore contacts to sleep, and they got stuck on the back of her eye and she had surgery to remove them .... yeah

Guy B (deep voice): That's pretty G.
by collin z January 13, 2010
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Content Creator

The definition above knows absolutely nothing of what they are saying. Content creation does NOT necessarily imply a profession. Content creators are simply someone who has the passion to create digital content of any medium. This could be anything from being a YouTube vlogger, a Twitch streamer, an animator, a fanfic writer, a food blogger, etc etc. They may do it purely as a hobby or as a paid profession. Sometimes, the hobby may turn into a profession once they secure a consistent fanbase.

Most new content creators ARE aware and concede to the fact that digital content creation is a form of precarious insecure work. However, they do it anyways because they are passionate about it. They don't ever expect it to replace a full-time job, but with persistent dedication and a growing fanbase, their passion might grow into a stable source of income. No need to throw shade at content creators just because you low-key envy it over your ho-hum office job.
YouTuber: "I'm a content creator."
Condescending Person: "Still struggling to hold down a job, then?"
YouTuber: "No, because I have 300K+ subscribers who enjoy my quality content and make around $30K-50K ad revenue yearly. So tell me about that office job of yours."
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break contact

military term for retreating or to get out of a bad situation before it gets worse.
"that fat girl keeps talking to Brad."

"well he better break contact before he has a coyote date."
by blscott September 13, 2006
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maintenance control

1. Group of incompentent retards who complain about everything under the sun.

2. Slave Drivers

3. People who walk around acting like they are the shit, when in fact they are bags of shit.
Guy 1: Hey man, you loaded the wrong jet.
Guy 2: This is the one that Maintenance control told me to load.
Guy 1: Big suprise! Maintenance control rides the short bus.
by 231night crew August 18, 2009
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contoocook

the village in the town of hopkinton NH named by native americans. also a word no masshole can pronounce.
masshole: where do you live?
wicked awesome NH resident: contoocook
masshole: haha what was that co-ton-a-cook?

wicked awesome NH resident: *blank stare. proceeds to run over with a moose. stands over masshole and says 'ya bitch ya!'
by JQ of c-ville July 6, 2009
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contemporary art

art that most people think it's either confusing or crap
person 1: wow! look at this artwork
person 2: you call that art? it's literally a piece of shit
person 1: it's contemporary art
by wagga123 October 28, 2013
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