Confliggle

To awkwardly converse with a person, or a group of people in a otherwise normal situation.

Person 1: Hey man how is it going?

Person 2: I like your butt.

Person 3: That was totally Confliggle...

ect.

by Austin and Austin October 10, 2011

Confusually

the combination of confuse and usally.. when something is usally confusing.

Solving math problems are confusually difficult

by Crazy Saudi Arabian Students October 31, 2011

Conformals

To dress formally just to conform.
To conform by dressing formally.

Office worker 1: Dude you might want to dress up a bit more for the next meeting.
Office worker 2: Fuck you! I don't do conformals.

by Sexy legs September 30, 2012

Confetti cunt

The person at a wedding who takes throwing confetti to the next level.

All of the wedding guests will joyously toss confetti in the direction of the newly weds as they pass whereas the confetti cunt will aim to hit and hurt anyone in sight.

Andy: "I'm going to hit the bride in the face with this fistful of confetti!"
Craig: "Man, don't be a confetti cunt!"

Sam: "What the hell is that guy doing?"
Craig: "Being a confetti cunt"

Bride: "As I was walking from the church, I'm pretty sure someone deliberately hit me in the face with a handful of petals"
Bridesmaid: "Yeah, I saw him. It was that confetti cunt"
Bride: "Diiiick"

Confetti cunt, Confetti, cunt, wedding, bride

by ribbertjie January 1, 2013

Confusimonism

A body of beliefs and related practices created by the prophet Simon in 2012. Characterized as a religion, Confusimonism teaches that it is permissible and desirable to have multiple partners that fill the varying needs of each individual. Typical relationships may include but are not limited to; baby momma/daddy, girlfriend/boyfriend, sex idiot, roommate, chef/housekeeper, personal assistant. While members may choose to marry, monotony (otherwise known as monogamy) over an extended period of time is a frowned upon practice.

In practicing Confusimonism I’ve found true fulfillment and enlightenment.

by Tongue Punch January 9, 2013

configuration masochism

Within the field of Information Technology, the act of implementing, possibly but not necessarily, good practice configurations without any business value just for the sake of using the available functionality and thereby creating the feeling of self satisfaction which has as the consequence that other involved parties are hindered in performing their day to day operations which invokes great frustration for said parties.

An architect suffering of configuration masochism designs the configuration of a totally private cloud instance in such a way that for each department in the company a small "firewalled" subnet is created while discarding the fact that in the end all services implemented by each department within their respective network segments have to communicate to each other in a non predictable way. Because of that an endless set of firewall and routing rules have to be created to make communication between these services possible which defeats the purpose of having firewalled network segments in the first place.

by ABloodCryingEngineer March 29, 2013

Confidass

con·fi·dence

/ˈkänfədass,-fəˌdass/

noun

noun: confidass

1.

the half-assed feeling or belief that one can rely on someone or something; soft trust.

"We had confidass in the staff"

"The staff seemed to have a high amount of confidass"

by AllDamnDay28 September 16, 2013