comandantefantasma701

comandantefantasma701 is a lying sand nigger with dark skin who hits on 16-year-old girls. Thinks his penis is craved by all of the opposite sex when in reality women visualize it in order to induce vomiting.

Also lies about having 763 confirmed kills on a math study discord, despite the highest confirmed murders being 218.

Paul: wheres comandantefantasma701?
Jack: I saw that sand nigger on To Catch A Predator last night, Im glad they got his black-ass.

by Vvodka June 25, 2023

comfy

comfortable

"comfy furniture"

by Arminkshipper July 30, 2024

Coma Cone

The state of having a strange fascination with Traffic Cones or using Traffic Cones as hats.

I think Noah over there might have a coma cone.

by Coma Cone August 8, 2024

comfy

Target trip and comfy clothes on a rainy day

Jeff: I just went to target on a rainy day and now I’m in comfy clothes
Jeff 2: comfy asf

by Ivana Fugalot November 18, 2023

COMAD

when you’re so mad and filled with fury while you have covid.

my mom was comad last weeks that’s why she was such a cunt. The covid was making her crazy!!!

by anonymous January 2, 2024

Comfy Pipes

Comfy Pipes: something that Vishnu and Sunja have and it’s day program’s comfy pipes and Mollie’s comfy pipes and Saige, Devin and Chris have comfy pipes

Devin went to the icky gray burps pumping station today’s comfy pipes

by Merlin vac engine January 5, 2024

Comfybum

Soft toilet tissue as opposed to Izal toilet paper normally found in public toilets in the 60's and 70's and in military barrack blocks well into the 80's.

I need a shit, I hope these public toilets have comfybum!

by Shrek's Dad January 15, 2024