Conspiracy Colin

Someone who lives in a cheap caravan and spends his day doing giant shits whilst on Facebook looking at conspiracy theories. Also likes arguing with every fucker on the internet about COVID-19. Also similar in meaning to 'conspiratard'.

Have you heard the latest bullshit being pedaled by Conspiracy Colin? What an absolute witless pissflap!

by Escape The Knagging September 7, 2021

gym colonialism

the gymrats who leave their water bottles and jumpers around the gym equipment, walk off and come back expecting to have “their” gym apparatus back when it is not THEIRS IN THE FIRSt place. Walking AROUND LIKE THEY OWN THE DAMN PLACE and are more entitled to the equipment just cuz they’re jacked when sir… this is a public CHAIN gym.

Gym Colonialism is an atrocity which is often overlooked, but we should stand together against this modern day evil and jab these twits in the eye

by Luisa2333 March 30, 2023

Colin Brennan

The "Colin" in "3 Musicians and Colin" in Idiot Box. See poopschmere

"Hello my name is Colin, and I'm cute"

by Jon Ross August 3, 2003

colonel sandurz

The nerdy-looking colonel that is always by the side of Lord Helmet.

1) Dark Helmet: Did you see anything?
Colonel Sandurz: No, sir! I didn't see you playing with you dolls again.
2) Ludicrous Speed? Sir, we've never gone that fast before. I don't know if this ship can take it.
3) Colonel Sandurz: That's much too early. Prepare to fast-forward!
Video Operator: Preparing to fast-forward!
Colonel Sandurz: Fast-forward!
Video Operator: Fast-forwarding, sir!

by Sierra Bravo August 14, 2005

Colonel Crunch

A sex move where the male, out of nowhere, yells "Colonel Crunch!" He then punches the woman in the face, and jizzes in her ear.

I yelled "Colonel Crunch, Bitch!" and she had an orgasm.

by ReesieCup September 8, 2009

Colon snake

When your colon is completely engorged with poo and when you take a dump, it coils up like a snake in the toilet waiting to strike.

While I was taking a dump, I looked down and a colon snake was staring back at me while hissing. I flushed it quickly so that it wouldn't bite my balls.

by FlamelordX February 4, 2010

colin

is a fat piece of shit that no one likes i the whole word kill your self Colin.

colin is fat

by dearman February 12, 2018