cum-cow

Male or female that has sexual intercourse with multiple individuals at one time (orgy) or throughout the course of a day.

She probably has no idea who the baby’s daddy is, she’s a total cum-cow.

by ES and AG January 13, 2008

cow tipping

When someone walks into a bar or store and finds the most obese person in the place and proceeds to walk up, push them to the ground, and promptly vacate the premises.

This can cause reactions of extreme violence by the victim and others, so it is important to leave immediately after performing the act.

"Hey did you hear about that new bar down the street? We should go do some cow tipping."

by M Rockwell February 24, 2007

holy cow

A reference to a cow's religious status in India.

I drink organic milk.

by sukebe September 19, 2004

awkward cow

This is only to be used when a situation is extremely awkward. This is a step up from an awkward turtle. When someone says something so unbearable, you put out your pointer and pink finger. (the rock on sign upside down and have an on looker milk those fingers as if they were utters.

suzy: i lost my virginity in the back of a ford.
chuck: BRO. MILK MY AWKWARD COW.

by brittany ballin July 1, 2008

Cow patch

A love bite lol, a REALLY big one!

A:look at that icky on your neck lol!
B: its the size of a cow patch innit? I know! (goes red lol)

by Trinkbar_Trina March 29, 2005

moist cow

A soggy old hag, typically a 55+ year old woman who frequently engages in sexual intercourse and scares young children. Usually an educator.

Mrs. Kenyon, our transvestite gym teacher, is a moist cow.

by Moist Cow February 14, 2017

Barbitious cow

Salty, or acitic. A loving, fun, close friend or person whom your has amused or anoyied you, or caused you fustation with but still love to death.

"hes such a barbitious cow...!"

by Jessica Schum October 17, 2008