Chris Packer

The guy with the horse cock. The legend you all know and love. Watch out he might steal your girl, man or even virginity. He eliminates middle classes and is the best at fortnite. If you see a kid that looks like the love child of a raccoon, leafyishere, the mayor of whoville’s son you know thats the Packer.

Chris Packer? YOU MEAN THE GUY WITH A HORSE COCK?
I wanna fuck chris packer

by ryansucksoffslimshady February 3, 2020

Chris Mandes

Local celebrityin the eastern PA area known for being rarted. He also eats the strings off sweatshirts like a weirdo and is garbage at basketball and baseball. He is so rarted he threw a baseball at the hoop at the game. All-in-all, he is just plain d u m b.

Joe: yo look at Chris

Chris Mandes: fjmeiswobfjfnds
Joe: wtf

by Subs762 March 6, 2020

cerysing

when someone does something snakey like ditching a friend, or backstabbing someone, or just anything horrible

he was so mean to me
yea he was totally cerysing

by babybro1 March 27, 2020

Chris from Miami

A one of a kind simp. Knows 98% of the incoming freshman class at Miami U. Most of them female. He is a snap hoe. Loved by many. Most of all, a simp.

Bro look at that dude he’s such a chris from miami
i know dude he’s a total simp

by ilovechrislee May 7, 2020

Chris Rexford

A very thicc (thick) son of a bitch. He has the muscles of a giant. A person named this is a great wrestler.

NEVER underestimate his talent and power!

Man, Chris Rexford is one chunky man. He has the biceps of a god!

by daddy rexford ;) May 15, 2020

Chris Dobransky

If your name is Chris Dobransky, you most likely have a shitty haircut.

Chris Dobransky’s new haircut looks like horseshit.

by Joan The Barber June 17, 2020

Chris

Not to be confused with the cooler, more distinguished “Kris”. Chris is a fat, probably balding, insensitive prick.

“Chris didn’t cancel school only because he lives right next to it. Fuck that guy. My balls are freezing.”

by ThatBobbyBitch February 13, 2021