The bassist and vocalist from the politically charged punk band Anti-Flag.
From Pittsburg, Pennsylvania, as well as fellow Anti-Flag members; Justin Sane, Pat Thetic and Chris Head.
Is straight-edge and vegan as are the other members of the band.
Is one of the sexiest men alive, as well as being a god at bass.
Has an amazing voice as well as an amazing body and personality.
One of the nicest guys you can meet, and THE most exciting person to see live.
From Pittsburg, Pennsylvania, as well as fellow Anti-Flag members; Justin Sane, Pat Thetic and Chris Head.
Is straight-edge and vegan as are the other members of the band.
Is one of the sexiest men alive, as well as being a god at bass.
Has an amazing voice as well as an amazing body and personality.
One of the nicest guys you can meet, and THE most exciting person to see live.
by SammySaintOwns September 12, 2008
A Kid that was the Bite victim of The bite of 83. His Siblings are Micheal Afton and Elizabeth Afton (Also known as Eggs Benidect and Circus Baby). His Parents are Clara Afton and William Afton (Also known as Ballora and Springtrap).
by CalebChan October 14, 2020
by oldschoolgamergirl August 16, 2010
Host of Dateline NBC's "To Catch a Predator" series and all around badass. Utters famous lines like "Take a seat", and "That's not what you wrote on the transcript" to embarrass pedophiles on national TV.
It is often said that emperors would pay entire bounties of gold to have even an ounce of the charisma he has.
It is often said that emperors would pay entire bounties of gold to have even an ounce of the charisma he has.
by Seth Einus November 1, 2007
The host of the BBC Radio 1's brekfast show, thinks of himself as "the saviour of radio one".
In reality he is an obese, unfunny, drunken, homophobic bully. He once offered to "break in" a girl who was 15 at the time. His show is staffed with sychophants whose job is to laugh at his painfully unfunny, scripted jokes and agree with everything he says despite its obvious idiocy.
To describe someone as a Chris Moyles means that they think that they are wonderful, handsome, clever and the life of the party when in fact they are about as popular as a rattlesnake in a lucky dip, the only reason people hang out with them is because they're rich.
He is paid in excess of £630k of taxpayers money meaning that the great british public are shelling out over a pound a second for his output (including the songs he plays, having been given a playlist as he's not allowed free reign)
In reality he is an obese, unfunny, drunken, homophobic bully. He once offered to "break in" a girl who was 15 at the time. His show is staffed with sychophants whose job is to laugh at his painfully unfunny, scripted jokes and agree with everything he says despite its obvious idiocy.
To describe someone as a Chris Moyles means that they think that they are wonderful, handsome, clever and the life of the party when in fact they are about as popular as a rattlesnake in a lucky dip, the only reason people hang out with them is because they're rich.
He is paid in excess of £630k of taxpayers money meaning that the great british public are shelling out over a pound a second for his output (including the songs he plays, having been given a playlist as he's not allowed free reign)
a: I heard Chris Moyles on the radio this morning
b: Whose jokes was he stealing this time?
a: Did you hear that cunt Moyles on radio this morning?
b: Yeah, what a fuckmonkey, even with a script and his sycophants he's about as funny as a busted colon
a: Did you see the 2008 Brits?
b: Yeah, that fucker Moyles fell flat on his face, or he would have if his stomach hadn't got in the way
b: Whose jokes was he stealing this time?
a: Did you hear that cunt Moyles on radio this morning?
b: Yeah, what a fuckmonkey, even with a script and his sycophants he's about as funny as a busted colon
a: Did you see the 2008 Brits?
b: Yeah, that fucker Moyles fell flat on his face, or he would have if his stomach hadn't got in the way
by Iain1977 May 2, 2008
One of the greatest WWE Wrestlers to ever be blackballed.
John: I love Chris Benoit! He's one of the most technical wrestlers ever
Dave: Who? You mean Stevie Ricards?
John: I love Chris Benoit! He's one of the most technical wrestlers ever
Dave: Who? You mean Stevie Ricards?
by DeadRevolution December 21, 2014
Cop 1: What the fuck is that in the grassy knoll?
Cop 2: That's just Chris Matthews jerking off as Obama's Limo passes the crowd.
Cop 2: That's just Chris Matthews jerking off as Obama's Limo passes the crowd.
by thrill up my leg December 22, 2010