by oldschoolgamergirl August 16, 2010
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It is often said that emperors would pay entire bounties of gold to have even an ounce of the charisma he has.
It is often said that emperors would pay entire bounties of gold to have even an ounce of the charisma he has.
by Seth Einus November 20, 2007
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In reality he is an obese, unfunny, drunken, homophobic bully. He once offered to "break in" a girl who was 15 at the time. His show is staffed with sychophants whose job is to laugh at his painfully unfunny, scripted jokes and agree with everything he says despite its obvious idiocy.
To describe someone as a Chris Moyles means that they think that they are wonderful, handsome, clever and the life of the party when in fact they are about as popular as a rattlesnake in a lucky dip, the only reason people hang out with them is because they're rich.
He is paid in excess of £630k of taxpayers money meaning that the great british public are shelling out over a pound a second for his output (including the songs he plays, having been given a playlist as he's not allowed free reign)
In reality he is an obese, unfunny, drunken, homophobic bully. He once offered to "break in" a girl who was 15 at the time. His show is staffed with sychophants whose job is to laugh at his painfully unfunny, scripted jokes and agree with everything he says despite its obvious idiocy.
To describe someone as a Chris Moyles means that they think that they are wonderful, handsome, clever and the life of the party when in fact they are about as popular as a rattlesnake in a lucky dip, the only reason people hang out with them is because they're rich.
He is paid in excess of £630k of taxpayers money meaning that the great british public are shelling out over a pound a second for his output (including the songs he plays, having been given a playlist as he's not allowed free reign)
a: I heard Chris Moyles on the radio this morning
b: Whose jokes was he stealing this time?
a: Did you hear that cunt Moyles on radio this morning?
b: Yeah, what a fuckmonkey, even with a script and his sycophants he's about as funny as a busted colon
a: Did you see the 2008 Brits?
b: Yeah, that fucker Moyles fell flat on his face, or he would have if his stomach hadn't got in the way
b: Whose jokes was he stealing this time?
a: Did you hear that cunt Moyles on radio this morning?
b: Yeah, what a fuckmonkey, even with a script and his sycophants he's about as funny as a busted colon
a: Did you see the 2008 Brits?
b: Yeah, that fucker Moyles fell flat on his face, or he would have if his stomach hadn't got in the way
by Iain1977 May 2, 2008
Get the chris moyles mug.One of the greatest WWE Wrestlers to ever be blackballed.
John: I love Chris Benoit! He's one of the most technical wrestlers ever
Dave: Who? You mean Stevie Ricards?
John: I love Chris Benoit! He's one of the most technical wrestlers ever
Dave: Who? You mean Stevie Ricards?
by DeadRevolution December 21, 2014
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Cop 2: That's just Chris Matthews jerking off as Obama's Limo passes the crowd.
Cop 2: That's just Chris Matthews jerking off as Obama's Limo passes the crowd.
by thrill up my leg December 23, 2010
Get the Chris Matthews mug.A condition where one is unable to properly use their hands when going about their normal duties due to a sudden paralysis of the wrist muscles. It Is also known as flapping syndrome.
While it can occur as a random mutation it is commonly found in people born with neck face.
While it can occur as a random mutation it is commonly found in people born with neck face.
by lord Tard November 25, 2013
Get the Chris Palsy mug.A fictional character created from a misheard lyric from the Harry Styles song, "Fine Line." The original joke was in the form of a Whisper meme from the Instagram account @girlbossharry, saying, "who the fuck is Chris Trepidation 😭😭" over a screenshot of the song on Spotify.
Harry Styles: Crisp trepidation / I'll try to shake this soon
Fan: Who the fuck is Chris Trepidation??
Fan: Who the fuck is Chris Trepidation??
by sneakingoutlate September 26, 2021
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