don car

when you couldn’t give a shit about what someone says. Or when you want to annoy the hell out of someone, say this repeatedly.

Clif: dude did you hear what happened to Will the other day, he...
Brian: I don car

by FJBC September 18, 2019

Car Bunny

The simple definition of a car bunny is a chick that hangs around the car scene and jumps from guy to guy in the car groups. They become demoralized and fall into being the laughingstock as well as being labeled as a hoe.

Guy one: hey look, it's Sandy
Guy two: who's she with now? She came with Jim last week, Tyler the week before, Austin the week before that...and now this guy?
Guy one: bet she's screwing them all. Fucking car bunny.

by Not_a_subieloser September 29, 2019

Car Sodomy

The sudden and unannounced thrusting of one's bumper up the tail pipe of another car without so much as a by your leave and without the common courtesy of a reach-around.

Had to stop short on the way to the market. I was a victim of car sodomy by a Camry and my tailpipe will never be the same.

by Kelly-TBCRI November 24, 2017

Car nudes

Photos t of desired car parts that car enthusists typically share via text message late at night

David's wife caught him exchanging car nudes again last night.

by Bearsbeetsbattlestar February 19, 2017

Baby Car

A car birthed from the exhaust after a mommy and daddy car have fun.Then it grows up and makes its own baby car.

When a mommy car and a daddy car pass exhaust trough each other,it makes a baby car.

by giraffe71 April 20, 2016

Monkey on car

“Fuck off”
(Usually in British accent)

Derived from viral video of child “Hugo” saying fuck off to monkey on top of car.

*salesman approaches door with father and two kids at home*
Salesman: hello sir can I interest you in some ch.....
Father: MONKEY ON CAR!

by Pridezasin May 1, 2020

The 3am car

Every night at 3am a car comes past your house and everyone else's house in the world and nothing else happens but everybody thinks its creepy. This happens every night for ever

OMG there is the 3am car agin

by Iszy a peep May 7, 2020