ctrl+enter

When typing in a web address instead of typing www and .com you can just type in the web address and press ctrl+enter and it will automatically put the www. and .com in there for you.

I'm way too lazy to type whole web addresses so i just ctrl+enter it.

by Red Dog August 27, 2005

CTMN

Short form- Cant tell me nothin.

He is a complete idiot! CTMN

by JAAO August 15, 2010

CTFD

Calm The Fuck Down.

said when someone is really stressed out and needs to slow it down.

Mary: AH! I have homework, tests, a midterm tomorrow, and I am not getting enough sleep or food!!!!
Jess: CTFD and plan well.

by tropicy October 18, 2010

Our lord and savior Cthulhu

All praise the lord of the deep Cthulhu.His power is infinite with his many tentacles.All should worship his power.

Can you spare a moment for our lord and savior Cthulhu?

by M3m3M4ch1n3 June 5, 2018

Ctoolu

Descriptor for any individual who becomes infuriated, possibly to the point of demonic possession, whenever somebody else touches their tools.

When I tried to take Dave's hammer without his permission, he went ctoolu on me.

by greenknight04 January 3, 2010

ctlfb

mnemonic or shorthand for a cheating thieving lying fat bastard.....

that "ctlfb" just stole my doughnut .....,

don't trust that "ctlfb" ......

he looks like a "ctlfb" ......

i fucking hate that "ctlfb"....

that "ctlfb" will get his come uppance .....

by entropyrocks October 16, 2010

CTLG

acronym for "Cross The Line Guy/Girl"...you know the guy/girl because there's one in every bunch. This is the person in your friend group that takes everything entirely too far.

anal seepage...CTLG

by BetaRhoOmicron October 23, 2011