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Black Christmas

When you steal Christmas presents rather than give them.
Perfectly showcased presents by the window. Time to get black Christmas on this house.
by MerryFckingChristmas November 24, 2015
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Christmas Orange

Typically a Christmas Orange refer to a Chinese Mandarin orange, but may also be Japanese Mandarin orange that becomes a popular buy at Christmastime. Often they are sold in 5 pound boxes full of individually wrapped oranges.

The taste of said oranges is sweet and juicy. They are delicious.
I wish it was Christmas all year round so we could eat more Christmas Oranges.
by Unexplained_Paranoia December 27, 2007
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white christmas

This is when one has a Christmas party, and one snorts alot of cocaine, along with one's friends (and family). Usually as much cocaine for you to consider yourself lucky to be alive and functioning a week after.
Male1: Dude, that Christmas party was off the hook!
Male2: What happened?
Male1: It was a white christmas, you know....
by ihavaPhDinwhoring July 13, 2009
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Christmas Destroyer

This is someone who waits for the last possible moment in the Christmas day to ruin your feelings of warmth and yuletide cheer. This person usually overreacts to a really small and insignificant issue. They choose to go straight to firey anger and punish instead of waiting, cooling off, and then talking about their feelings with you.
(Son watching DVD he got for Christmas) 11:00 PM Christmas day
Dad(yells): Hey turn that down you're bothering me.
Son ignores because he's never watched this before and it will be over soon but he doesn't wanna miss anything.
Dad(yelling still): Hey did you hear me?! Turn that down or I'll turn it off!
Son(Yelling furiously) DUDE WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?!?! I've never seen this! F*** OFF!!!
DAD takes away keys and phone :(
Son pissed and will exact his revenge
Son: You're an effin' Christmas Destroyer!
by Cody Biggums December 25, 2008
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White Christmas

When two people are having sex in the snow and the male ejaculates on the woman's face, shoves her face into the snow until the semen freezes, and then grates it off with a cheese grater.
Hey man, I see that Jackie's face is still recovering from that white christmas I gave her three weeks ago!
by Sam January 19, 2005
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Christmas Sweater

When a man or women snorts cocaine from the inside of the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.
While in jail, Brady was very popular because he supplied a christmas sweater to all the other inmates.
by BAMFMASTA M December 5, 2010
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Christmas Party

A place where you have an excuse to steal presents from others and indulge yourself with sweets. There is a 25% decrease in getting laid at a Christmas party than a regular party.
Joe: "How'd the Christmas party go?'
KALLEN: "I stole everyone's presents, I ate a shit ton of shit, and I got laid!"
Joe: "How do you get laid at those parties?"
by Venobi December 4, 2014
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