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Sweet Chili 

Cute and hot at the same time
"You're looking real sweet chili in those pants!"

"Damn! She' sweet chili!"
Sweet Chili by Sweet Chili Lezz November 14, 2018

Jalapeño Chili Popper

When one man eats extra spicy chili and takes laxatives and shits diarrhea into a bucket. Then puts it out in the sun on the hottest day to marinate for a week. He adds water to desired consistency: then place some into a syringe. He then inserts it into someone’s ass and packs it as much as possible: then the man has anal sex with the person and cums inside. The person then shits out the mix into a pie crust. Serve and enjoy.
My ass is still red and hurting from that jalapeño chili popper from last night.

Trouser Chili 

Liquid poop with no form; usually after a lot of beer drinking and eating greasy food.
Man I thought I had to fart but instead I made a batch of Trouser Chili!

Pumpkin chili

When you take a sloppy poop in someone’s jack-o-lantern.
That old lady gave me an apple and a tooth brush when I trick or treated at her house, so I served her a bowl of pumpkin chili.

Chicago Chili cheese dog

when you drop a deuce on a hookers chest and then proceed to have sex with said breasts while talking like the Super Fans from SNL, the hooker is laying there eating cheese
"Dat broad is crazy! After two or tree road pops she'll let ya give her da old Chicago chili cheese dog!"

Gates Chili Middle School

Basically it lives up to the name "ghetto gates". Many chicks think they have it all and there are many incidents over there. All covered up by the fat ass principal with her dumb ass smile. The teachers think they are basically equal to Elon fucking musk and treat the kids like shit. They spend all the tax money on stupid shit like a football field and an auditorium WHEN THEY ALREADY HAD BOTH. They have poor planning in school and stupid rules. For example: "if you are caught going to your locker before you get breakfast, you will get detention." A lot of white girls who think they are black as fuck and a lot of little thots and whores that have lost their v-card by 7th grade. Behold the one place on earth where the food has mold in it. Countless of times we've found mold and hair in our food. Racist teachers, and homophobic teachers as well. Send your kids to gates chili middle school :)
Kid a: "yeah I go to gates chili middle school."

Kid b: oh ISNT that where that girl got pregnant in 7th grade!"

Kid a: "yup."