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California Yankee

A person who moves from California and goes on ad-nauseam about how much better California is, hence begging the question, "Why the hell'd you leave?"
That California Yankee, Moonbeam is yammering again about how this town is nothing like Barstow. I hope she chokes on her kale.
by Heez Ded Gym February 20, 2019
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Caliphaggot

A member of the muslim terrorist group ISIS that rapes other men as a power move to exert dominance; he will claim it is not about being gay, but that he is raping an infidel in the name of Allah.
I've been reading the news reports about all the ways those ISIS guys are torturing their victims, like anal rape because they're a bunch of Caliphaggot's.
by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin March 8, 2019
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Calista

A crazy girl with a weird personality!

Her name is Greek in greek it means "Most Beautiful"

IF you have a Calista hold onto her because you will never want to let her go
Friend: "Hey Calista"

Calista: "HEY!!! FRIEND!!!!"
by A cool buddy May 12, 2019
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Calipso

A Greek nymph with such a lusciously soft warm mouth that she was able to charm Odysseus into staying with her for seven years by giving him phenomenally pleasurable blowjobs every day.
If Calipso had such wonderful male-pleasuring-equipment "upstairs", one can just imagine how absolutely insanely delectable her DOWNSTAIRS "lips" must have been. Maybe if she had offered Odysseus access to these sumptuous womanly treasures in addition to her "kissing parts", he might have changed him mind about wanting to leave her and return to his wife.
by QuacksO January 21, 2020
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calista

calista's are the best you could ever ask for. However they have the worst mood swings EVER! she's caring, beautiful, smart, and will always have your back. When you meet a calista never ever lose her trust she is the bestest friend you could ever ask for!
Oh dang, is that calista?!

Omg she's so hawt
by ipeeondrains September 19, 2020
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California Yes

A tendency among Californians to say 'yes.' way too much. Even to things they want to say 'no' to. Especially in politics. Can be seen most in Silicon Valley or San Francisco.
Jack: ''Dude, I told my co workers about my project and they said yes, but I think they were being fake..''
Bob: ''That's a case of the California Yes.''
by bobby3453 October 19, 2020
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california kickstand

I tried a California kickstand and now I need a cervical spine fusion.
by Funkylostsock April 15, 2021
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