Money Talks, Bullshit Walks 

That says when problems are solved only by giving out lots of money but being clueless otherwise, bullshit happens.

Where money talks, bullshit walks! Have you used M$ Vi$ta?

Money Talks, Bullshit Walks by GarryL January 28, 2008

Vacuous bullshit

Complete and utter nonsense lacking any thought or sign of intelligence. Commonly associated with ghetto dwellers, CoD players and religious people.

Vacuous bullshit:
Ghetto dweller edition "Man, dju hear dat rap song yestaday? she tight! her is so sexy. I want to aks her out!"
Christian edition "How can atheists refuse God's existence when there's so much evidence! Just look outside! That leaf doesn't look anything like a bacteria, therefore evolution is made up and stupid."
CoD hardened edition "OMGZZ yu gaiz, I just got a double choklit sprinkld 720 fakey ladder stall no scope triple collat. I jizzed evarywhurr."

Vacuous bullshit by a cynical gentleman February 3, 2012

white people bullshit 

shit basic white people do

for example: Tubing, paying for dog clothing, swimming with sharks, the city of Seattle, gluten free food, white dreadlocks, Burning Man, and PTA meetings

Karen: I baked some nice gluten-free lemon squares with extra quinoa for the PTA meeting

Jadal: Cut out yo' white people bullshit

white people bullshit by whitepeoplebull December 8, 2017

borderline bullshit disorder 

A term that mocks the mental disorder borderline perosonality disorder. This disorder is a complete joke and most teenagers who have it have nothing wrong with them. All the problems that are associated with it can all be dealt with by self-control, not therapy. People who do have it need to learn to grow up and quit making excuses. Therapists should not be allowed to use this disorder as an excuse to label people either.

I fucking hate borderline bullshit disorder.

borderline bullshit disorder by You_don't_need_therapy June 28, 2010

Millennial Bullshit 

A desire to fake creativity and individuality or trying to acquire it as quickly as possible through money or shortcuts or other superficial means.

Can be used as a catch all term for the general uncommitting, minimum effort and shortcut based mentality that young people tend to have.

This behaviour is most commonly found in millennials but is not exclusive to them.

Ben Saint: "Hello Fresh is quintessential millennial bullshit!"

Millennial Bullshit by Kajoro Bitterthorn October 21, 2018

monkey ball bullshit 

something thats really messed up or gruesome,or unfair

man i got fired today and my rents due, this is some monkey ball bullshit !

monkey ball bullshit by samielmorningstar December 26, 2010

Legi-bullshit 

The art of writing a University essay in an apparently legible way where in actual fact it is composed of entire bullshit, just legibly.

Student 1: Hey man did you finish that essay?
Student 2: I legi-bullshit the whole thing...

Later...

Student 1: How'd you do?
Student 2: 75%... Legi-bullshit :)

Legi-bullshit by Cozzer101 August 19, 2012