blonde monde

a "blonde world" in incorrect French. Used to define bars and establishments with a profusion of blonde customers or waitresses.

Dude, restaurant is a total blonde monde.

by Trampoline January 9, 2010

blonde bella

The best type of bella you will ever meet. Many people think that if your name is bella then you must have brown eyes and ugly ass brown hair like that bitch from twilight. This is total bullshit. As it turns out, the most common type of bella is a blonde one. She is a smart beautiful girl who instead of partying and getting hammered, stays at home and reads books. She is extremely sexy, and way smarter than everyone around her. She enjoys gardening, books, bike rides, and origami. She won't settle for a guy thats less than a ten.

Random Dude: Oh hey why wernt u at that party last night?
Totally Hot dude: Oh i got this new girlfriend shes a blonde bella if you know what i mean
Random Dude: awe shitman im jealous thats awesome

by <3smakeup268 December 16, 2011

Blonde Suggestion

A blonde suggestion is when you're talking to someone and they suggest something that's very obvious yet you find it amusing at the same time.

Me: Fuck, I stood on a Lego brick!
Blonde Friend: Sit down and check your foot's okay!
Me: Well that was a blonde suggestion...

by JMR974 July 20, 2014

Blondeism

The state of being dumb as a stereotypical blonde.

"I know a girl who suffers from Blondeism. She got confused over a Tuna can: "Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken of the Sea.'"

by Zerberos666 December 5, 2016

blonde choch

if you have seen Jake Paul’s vlogs then sometimes he will call himself a ‘Blonde Choch’. Basically Blonde obviously means the hair color blonde. And Choch means something like a dumbass

‘She will be flying out here to Los Angeles to hangout with this blonde choch’

-Jake Paul

by AngieC91 June 7, 2018

blonde brownie

a cookie in a brownie form. sometimes used for birthdays.

Those "blonde brownies" are really great, its like a cookie in a brownie shape!!!!! Thanks, whalenator!

by dimwit8 February 22, 2010

A little blonde

A phrase which indicates that a person is a bit of an airhead or ditzy. Also used to label a person when they are known for saying or doing stupid things on multiple occasions.

Boy 1: Hey, do you know anything about that new girl?

Boy 2: Oh yeah, that's Rebecca. Yeah, I wouldn't go for her bro. I heard she's a little blonde.

Boy 1: Oh, really? What does she do?

Boy 2: Well the other day someone told her if she scratched their back, they would scratch hers. She started scratching their back and said "Oh goodie! I've had this really bad itch all day!"

Boy 1: Wow, she is a little blonde!

by BritMonster June 10, 2012