Biscuit Bitch

A fat bitch who thinks she's skinny, and tries to mack on all the dudes.

Damn, look at the size of that bitch, thats the third dick shes sucked tonight shes a big ol biscuit bitch.

by EvGottie May 16, 2006

Biscuit Dip

A British sexual act involving a woman placing her labias upon another persons face and dipping up and down while standing.

*Essentially, the female version of a Teabag.

"Johnny likes it when I ride his face, but sometimes I like to biscuit dip."

"Fancy a biscuit dip?"

by illegal Hugs December 17, 2011

wrinkle biscuit

The beaver on an old hag

Look at granny sporting that wrinkle biscuit! Think I need to get on some young poon instead!

by tfpMeatShield June 9, 2005

bearded biscuit

hairy camel-toe pussy

i banged that bearded biscuit out.

by slugger666 November 15, 2009

creamy biscuits

A game young men play in which they masturbate around a biscuit in which the last person to ejaculate on the biscuit must consume it.

"Let's play creamy biscuits!"

by Long Dong Jay Hong October 19, 2011

ass biscuit

same as dingleberries- when pieces of rectal waste become attached to anal hairs

oh no vivien has got a bit odf an ass biscuit

by jesus h christ April 2, 2003

Purple Biscuit

The act of filling jelly into your partners anus, then you feast apon it making a delicious snack

Billy: i Had a great snack last night
Joe : What was it
Billy: A big serving of Purple Biscuit
Joe: Nice

by the real man from kc March 14, 2011