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Beckman

In parts of Northern Kansas, used to describe an annoying asshole who thinks he is smarter and better than everyone else.
Often uses sarcasm in irrelevant ways. Also makes up stupid points in arguments to try to win said arguments, but ends up looking like a jackass.

Common Characteristics of a Beckman: Dark brown hair, annoyingly shaped nose, thinks he can play guitar. College geek. Giggity Halt. Has an odd sounding laugh. Monkey Boy.

If you happen to come across a Beckman, do not be frightened. They sense fear. Stay calm, back away slowly, find the closest hard, preferably pointy object and then run towards him screaming bloody murder. Aim for the head or balls, for these are the weak points.
"Oh my gosh, that guy is such a jerk!"

"Well what do you expect? He's a beckman!"
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Becky

Usually a rich girl but she has a huge heart. People talk shit about her but her besties always have her back like her for them.
''oh becky has a 50 pound note as usual"
her bsfs: "shut the fuck up u jealous perv
by annoying_i April 6, 2019
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becksfart

Disgusting anal-aroma emitted the day after drinking loads of Becks lager. Actually smells of it.
"Watch out, here come's a becksfart!"
by Lewis1983 June 5, 2005
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beckley bowtie

when someone is sleeping you shit on their neck, when they wake up, they look down and left to right, making the shape of a bowtie.
Denny's ol lady gave him a beckley bowtie last night while he was passed out drunk.
by madeuce September 30, 2007
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Becky Maddison

A term regularly used during sexual activity, where cream cheese is massaged into the nipples and genital areas.
I becky maddisoned my partner last night. it was great.
by HelenGroves loves BeckyMadison October 16, 2008
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No it’s becky

A joke within the swiftie community.

Someone posted a picture of their alleged friend and captioned it ‘this is my late friend becky. She died of doing crack at a party. Don’t do crack.’ But the picture of her friend was actually of taylor swift.’

Then a fan commented ‘pretty sure that’s Taylor swift’ and the person replied ‘no its becky.’
A few days later, Taylor Swift was spotted wearing a t-shirt with the phrase ‘no its becky’ on it!
Swiftie: ‘Omg remember no it’s becky?’
Person: ‘umm no what is that?!’
by Swiftgrlxoxo June 6, 2020
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david beckham

A talented midfielder known for deadly free-kicks, crosses, and ability to work with dead balls. Reached stardom wearing his lucky #7 shirt at Manchester United, where he left in 2003 to join Spanish team Real Madrid as #23. He has recently signed a deal with MLS LA Galaxy and will join in 2006. A global icon known all over the world.
How did David Beckham play for Real Madrid yesterday?
HE WAS FREAKIN FABULOUS..HE HAD ONE ASSIST & WAS THE MAN OF THE MATCH!!
by kakafan07 June 17, 2007
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