balloon fart

when you fart and it sounds like a slowly deflating balloon

When trying to be discrete in class, Nadya Chu tried to let out silent fart, but let out a balloon fart instead.

by pixellen June 19, 2016

Balloon ejaculation

Balloon ejaculation - the releasing of balloons upon the end of a political event, party or other large social gathering.

Presidential primaries and caucuses, the electoral foreplay we've been engaging in since February which will culminate in the mass balloon ejaculations of this summers conventions - John Oliver

by Archibald Findri May 23, 2016

Balloon Knot Breech

The United Nations have formally classified the Balloon Knot Breech (otherwise known as the Dog Fart) as a weapon of mass destruction with all NATO members formally denouncing and threatening a military response against any nation seeking to weaponize the biological weapon. In 2017, the United States responded by bombing the Syrian Ass-ad Regime after they were suspected of bottling and concentrating dog farts. The lethality of such a weapon cannot be understated and can be contributed to the complete lack of warning many dog farts provide. No known individuals have ever survived direct exposure to the dog fart the effects of which are similar to the blast radius of a nuclear bomb. Survivors of the dog fart were only exposed to the fallout - likely caused by the dog surprising or waking itself by the potency of the fart and then cropdusting the entire family. Only by incinerating an entire structure through the use of thermite plasma has the lingering effect of the dog fart been shown to be truly neutralized.

Dude, I think your dog's ass just squeaked!? BALLOON KNOT BREECH!!! OMG, I can't feel my face!

by BoogieFlake June 19, 2018

babsoloromontionpulsate

babsolormotionpulsate is when the booty erupts a bunch of yellow-greenish liquid. this liquid is called rabesonolia, its very spicey when drinked.

person number 1 "that thot just had babsoloromontionpulsate every where."

by That One Neighbor You Love! June 8, 2020

Balloon feen

Someone who constantly cracks cannis and buys fast gas/smartwhip , always feening to get ballons

Mas Life that TN fella is a balloon feen , ye never see that fella without Atleast a bottle of fast gas

by SvgeGoat November 19, 2021

hot balloon

v. When a woman sits on a man's face and then farts.

I was totally eating Debbie out last night when she hot ballooned me.

by Dr. Pantzo April 12, 2008

Grumpy Balloon

The term many body builders use for their milk.

I had some delicious Grumpy Balloon!

by redhood56 December 31, 2011