The Book Thief

One of the most beautiful books in the entire world. If you want to burst into tears than this is a good book to read. Let yourself fall in love with the characters because you are going to end up falling in love anyway...

Rudy Steiner from 'The Book Thief' is the only person I love in the world

by thestormrunners June 1, 2015

Sex Book

A book about sex

Adam: Wanna read a sex book?
Maurice: Yeah!

by I Like To Define Words December 3, 2020

Boom Book

a totaly sick comic that you MUST buy, written by cat comix who are epic

you should totes by the newest Boom Book

by not the boss of cat comix January 11, 2021

full as a fairy's phone book

Drunk, or bloated from eating too much.

"Man, you were putting away those martinis and pork pies like nobody's business last night."
"Uh huh. By the end I was as full as a fairy's phone book."
"God damn."

by Magogigle October 23, 2009

R. Kelly Blue Book

The financial cost a celebrity has to pay their accuser in order to convince them to not proceed with a criminal or civil complaint. A reference to R&B singer R. Kelly's many rumored financial settlements with under aged sexual abuse victims and the Kelley Blue Book, which reports current automotive market values.

"How much do you think it's gonna cost Darren Sharper to stay out of prison with all of these charges being thrown at him?"

"I dunno... What's the current R. Kelly Blue Book on this type of thing at right now?"

by Tyger Lily April 27, 2014

beach book

“The beach book is easily digestible, designed to be guzzled down from a cramped airline seat or reclining poolside chair. Comforting, happy endings are assured; every couple who ought to end up walking into the sunset together does (although the best of the genre have you doubting that destiny in the middle chapters.) They’re not the novels you proudly display on your shelves so that guests may marvel at your intellectual prowess, but frankly, it’s too hot out for Tolstoy.” - Kim Rollins

"I feel like sitting by the pool and reading a nice beach book"

by Rachel Clay November 6, 2006

Brown Book

A book or magazine kept on the tank of the toilet for duece-dropping reading material. Seen as unfit to be shared.

I saw this year's swimsuit issue at Dave's but then realized it was his brown book so I didn't touch it.

by Camaro829 February 25, 2009