Skip to main content

red alert

having to fart while at a bar.
yell red alert, your crew moves before it smells....
by brandi-charity July 2, 2008
mugGet the red alert mug.

average lady

An average lady is an amazingly powerful woman, with a fresh strong personality and a dust of mistery. An average lady is kind of a women with superpowers.
<<She's not an average lady, she is fucking crazy!>>
by FuersadkeMeowMeow July 25, 2016
mugGet the average lady mug.

avart

The last name of champions. An avart will send their dog to attack you then hand you a snack for the car on the way out. Avart’s also marry baseball players
Wow those Avart’s are really something else
by Urmommaaa July 11, 2018
mugGet the avart mug.

Average fan

A recessive person who consumes products and has their mouth open all the time like a submissive chimp. Is a person who has a bad opinion and obsesses about things. Constantly defensive.
"What an Average fan. He is so defensive over Marvel"
by Chevyman95 February 17, 2022
mugGet the Average fan mug.

Dick Alert

Some sort of indicator that a person is a dick before they do or say something that clearly proves that they are a dick. It could be a subtle statement or act or anything else that isn't overt, but hints that the person will later prove without a doubt that they are a dick.
When the cop said, "It is my job to get in people's business," it was a dick alert.
by Jugs455 November 22, 2009
mugGet the Dick Alert mug.

above average mate

the person who goes above and beyond and everyone wishes they could have, extremely attractive, smart, likes to cuddle, gives back massages, sexy, has a hot bod, successful/rich, provides everything you would ever want ;)
Man Jennifer is an above average mate! I would love to be with her!
by uthotmommayeah January 20, 2011
mugGet the above average mate mug.

Proximity Alert

When a penis gets hard from merely being in the same vicinity as a woman, even when there is no sexual cue whatsoever.

Similar to the sensors in sci-fi movies getting set off when another space ship comes into range.
She gave her boyfriend a hello hug at the restaurant. He covertly put her hand on his hard on. She laughed and said "proximity alert!"
by Vikyliz January 2, 2012
mugGet the Proximity Alert mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email