Panda Threat Level

Panda Threat Level

The Panda Threat Level (PTL) is a subsequent result of harvesting Panda Points into an undesired amount. Although the expression of the level is different per individual the increase is paired with increased explicit comments, sexual harassement or obscene gestures.
Oh my, your Panda Threat Level is high, isn't it? Are you that desperately in need of some attention?
by Freaky_Angelus October 2, 2014
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sexual harassment panda

A Panda who teaches children not to practice sexual harassment. Goes by the name of "Petey". The "Sexual Harassment Panda" song plays every time he walks into a room.
Who lives in the east 'neath the willow tree?
Sexual Harassment Panda.
Who explains sexual harassment to you and me?
Sexual Harassment Panda.
"Don't say that! Don't touch there!
Don't be nasty!" says the silly bear.
He's come to tell you what's right and wrong.
Sexual Harassment Panda.

"And when one little panda puts his furry little willy in another panda's ear, that makes me a very sadddddd panda!"
by WhoisHomer February 4, 2005
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Giant-Ass Panda

A large stuffed carnival panda that is not worth getting knifed over.
"No one ever wins a giant-ass panda"
by Tyler Alley September 18, 2009
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Flying panda nigger

Big ass black pandas with wings
Holy crap, that flying panda nigger just ate my dog
by LupineA April 30, 2011
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panda bear

cute boy with adorable curly brown hair but covers it up with a beanie most of the time.
He is incredibly nice to everyone
Panda bear is up for anything and everything.
over all he is the most amazing person in the world person in the world
person 1: OH MY GOD! TYLER BARTON IS AMAZING!

person 2: wait who?!

person 1: That guy! (points)

person 2: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU! HIS NAME IS PANDA BEAR! ..... dumb ass.
by Nikkilovesu November 22, 2011
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pandas eat their babies

The weird phenomenon of a giant panda eating their babies due to the lack of bamboo and utilizing them as a source of protein and nutrients.

Also used as an idiom to sarcastically describe those who lack common sense and have wild imaginations of the “natural world”.
William thinks pandas eat their babies, how weird.
by hahahahahaokayyyyy April 27, 2023
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Sexy Red Panda

Sexy red panda is a term to describe a sexy man with black hair and a red beard, and vice versa.

They are considered by many to be one of the most exotic and attractive breeds of men.
Although many good looking men attended, Jared's full head of black hair and naturally red beard made him the only sexy red panda at the party.
by pfff... June 18, 2011
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