The dusty sponge is a sexual act in which the dominator (usually male) artificially increases the size of an (usually womans) asshole to the point where he can insert a fist. He then grabs his dick and cums in her asshole, spits in her asshole and then proceeds to fist her with a sponge in his hand, collecting all of the juices he proceeds to grab her hair from behind and squeeze the sponge over her eyes.
Mark: Yo bro you see Paul do The Dusty Sponge to Robert last weekend?
Brian: Yeah bro shit was insane!
Brian: Yeah bro shit was insane!
by The Dusty Sponge November 26, 2022
Get the The Dusty Spongemug. A 'dusty chub' is an erection or 'boner' which happens when fraternizing with an older female or 'cougar'
'Dude, I was talking with Kyle's mom about my worries about college, and she said she would always be there for me. I totally have a dusty chub '
by The Dude Abides Stuff November 12, 2018
Get the dusty chubmug. by Andyb123123 April 15, 2023
Get the dusty cartridgemug. When performing a 69 with an unknown cocaine drug smuggler and she then farts leaving you with, A Dusty Surprise
Ryan "Dude, that Mexican chick from last night is a drug smugler!"
Colin "Ya man I know! We were 69ing last night and she farted and gave me the biggest Dusty Surprise"
Ryan "Wow... did you snort it?"
Colin "Well yeah, I'm not an idiot"
Colin "Ya man I know! We were 69ing last night and she farted and gave me the biggest Dusty Surprise"
Ryan "Wow... did you snort it?"
Colin "Well yeah, I'm not an idiot"
by therealwhiteowl April 8, 2015
Get the Dusty Surprisemug. by Krustyclown August 31, 2021
Get the Dusty Sobermug. by satanlover534 July 23, 2016
Get the Dusty duomug. by lalanation September 6, 2016
Get the crusty dustymug.