by penis496 September 11, 2021
Druggo on the street: ‘hey crapphapper, I got you that weed you asked for’
Crapphapper: ‘thanks’ *proceeds to light cigar*
Druggo: ‘anytime mayn’
*Dusty Crapphapper died of overdose one month later*
Rip Dusty
Crapphapper: ‘thanks’ *proceeds to light cigar*
Druggo: ‘anytime mayn’
*Dusty Crapphapper died of overdose one month later*
Rip Dusty
by Lonewolf 0 July 29, 2022
a dog...a godly dog, something about her, she looks like she is absolutely zooted out of her fucking mind but none the less she is, ✨beautiful✨
“hey mikayla scruffy is old as fuck will you ever get a new dog??”
“we have located her, she is getting dusty in a puddle, she is. dusty puddles”
“we have located her, she is getting dusty in a puddle, she is. dusty puddles”
by ifeelsafeinmybuckles October 21, 2020
by Punjabi_Pirate January 24, 2022
Giving a rusty trombone with dry cotton mouth while wearing a Bart Simpson mask. When they finish you shout "Don't have a cow man!" And slap them in the face.
by ray.rubies April 24, 2020
A key that is soooo old it has never been used. It is for your chastity belt. U have been a virgin for quite some time
by The Friendly Nazi July 12, 2017
Farting while being goosed. A combination of "gooseing" (an uninvited finger up one's ass) and "crop dusting" (farting while walking ahead of others.)
by Plinytheelder August 08, 2021