Garber baby

your mom is a Garber baby
by big boy football fan November 01, 2019
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Baby Bashing

to get a baby, put it in a box, kick the box until the baby is dead, lay it on a bed and take a photo of it face down, and then leave it until the baby regains strength and comes back to life and murders everyone in a 2 kilometre radius.
by SpudsTheEniglishMan August 04, 2021
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bongwater baby

A baby conceived while the parents were excessively toked through use of a binger.
Damnn dras... that right there is the work of a bongwater baby.
or in real-time..
Don't throw the baby out with the bong water.
by rux September 12, 2014
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Balance baby

A joke said by Kurtis Conner in his video “I’m terrified of this man” the man he is talking about in the video says the words balance baby and is known as a baby that can balance on anything.
“I love a girl who can look great one day and homeless the next, balance baby.
by Lemon on the floor June 28, 2022
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calzone baby

A calzone baby is the massive shit you take after having calzones for lunch at school.
Bro: Hey Bro how were the calzones today?

Other Bro: pretty damn good but I can feel my calzone baby kicking already
by Slothnads May 15, 2015
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Baby Mars

Baby Mars is an adorable and crazy baby boy. His real name is Marwan but only responds to Dodo and Mars. He’s a hyper baby that likes to dance and clap. Also, is too lazy to hold his own bottle. Enjoys independent eating and his favourite toy ever is Mickey Mouse. One of Baby Mars’ first words were MICKEEY to show his love for the mouse.
Who’s that baby that’s dancing?

That’s Baby Mars
by BilllyBong November 23, 2021
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Baby fisted

Did you hear about trump he baby fisted some womans kid
by Potlatch June 26, 2017
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