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jack shit

1. jack rabbit feces.

2. something plentiful and omnipresent, yet nonetheless worthless.

3. nothing, or nothingness
(see jack squat)
"This here jack shit ain't worth jack shit."

Incorrect: "He don't know jack shit."
Correct: "He knows jack shit."
by Joe Bone March 11, 2005
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no bueno for shit

Totally worthless, an attempt without effort or any noticeable result . A slipshod or thrown together attempt. Alt. An unforeseen mishap: a car wreck, pregnancy, drug bust, a bad inspection(tree planting)
Crew Boss, "Jose and Bid Dog got busted and won't be able to crummy up on Monday."

Contractor," My two best planters in Jail.. ain't that no bueno, no bueno for shit.
by R.F. O'Boyle May 22, 2006
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shit dick

a person that has anal with guys or girls
jeeze jamie how many guys did u get last nite u've got mayjor shit dick
by bob February 17, 2004
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eat shit

v.
to fall (wipe out) painfully on a skateboard or just in general to the amusement of onlookers.

not to be confused with simply slipping and falling.

only when falling is accompanied by severe pain or when it appears to.

past tense: ate shit
i tried to ollie the 9stair but instead god decided i should eat shit, sliding face first, flipping and hitting my head along the way.
by viciousk August 13, 2009
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shit fucked

where a guy shits and graps his shit dries it till hard when hard fingers his partner in the ass hole
gross that bitch just got shit fucked
by hawkboy7 July 6, 2009
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96 shit

When someone is acting like a gangsta but the truth is hes really just a scared homosexual who lies about the majority of his actions and daily life. The word 96 shit was made for Felts "Keishun" Smith, and was thought of due to the fact

that keishun was claiming to have gotten jumped into crip by two members of rollin 60's, and one member of rollin 90's at the same time, thus when combining 90 and 60 together the product is 96 shit.
Wil: you walked 2 miles just to steal some socks!?
Robby: you had love for blood last week and now your claiming crip!?
Courteon: you asked out brenden!?
everybody in WHHS: Keishuns on that 96 shit!!!
Felts "keishun": thats real...='(
by Biggie T, & Wil Boogie January 16, 2011
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pissing shit

a phrase used when one is nervous and/or scared. usually used when you cant think of anything strong enough to express your nervousness
Fuck, I forgot to study for finals! Man, I'm pissing shit
by randieMykehawk October 12, 2010
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