A person who tries to give their sweaty bum a quick wipe in public, who is caught by another person.
by Ah made a mistake May 17, 2022
Using one hand to scroll through pornography on Tumblr while using the other hand to manually stimulate the genitals.
by TastyManBeef November 09, 2017
When a gentleman shoots semen into one eye of a girl and covers it like a eye patch, then proceeds to kick her on the knee so she hops on one leg and says 'AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH'
by Nupey dupey August 22, 2022
One of the Perks was the best-tasting and most affordable instant coffees available in North America before being discontinued. It’s disappearance has to led to many people discontinuing their life.
Kroger executive: “Wow this instant coffee tastes like real coffee, let’s get rid of it and sell powdered diarrhea instead.”
One of the Perks drinker: “This is the timeline humanity got wrong.”
One of the Perks drinker: “This is the timeline humanity got wrong.”
by dirtshirty May 05, 2024
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: 1989-1992 (one thousand and eight nine to one thousand nine hundred and ninety two)
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: 1989-1992 (one thousand and eight nine to one thousand nine hundred and ninety two)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025
When a trucker is driving on the outside lane and sees a beautiful woman on the inside lane. She is a one hander because the trucker has one hand on his rig and his other hand on his other rig.
by JimmyTulip June 25, 2021
Refers to a book of the romance genre that woman read with one hand, to leave the other hand free for self-pleasing as they enjoy their reading.
Ah, I see you got another one hander at the bookstore today. I'm guessing your curtains will be drawn tonight, eh?
by Fluffhead618 February 11, 2025