Put a hot carrot in the fleshlight

Putting a hot carrot in a fleshlight is a common method for prepping it just prior to use in order to more closely mimic the environment of a vagina.
If someone is to put a hot carrot in your fleshlight for you and you are not present, it would imply that they are expecting you promptly.
The phrase is used to notify someone that you will be present in the very near future. It has also evolved slightly through regular use to also mean that an event will be starting soon.

"Put a hot carrot in the fleshlight; I'm on my way."

Q. How long before the movie starts?
A. Put a hot carrot in the fleshlight.

by SuperDirtySanchez October 20, 2010

Red hot mollie tomali

A special kind of vegetable, found in Asia. Extremely healthy to support the immune system.

Red hot mollie tomali is often used as ingredient for medicine.

by BrinX77 July 9, 2010

making out with a Hot Pocket

Gross,
it would look like your mouth had a period ha

George- Dude what happened to his mouth?
Bob-he is making out with a hot pocket!
George and bob - thats gross man

by itsjust Karaa March 25, 2009

Hot Alaskan Bull Worm

A sex act which consists of the severing of the male penis (usually with shears). The severed penis resembles an "Alaskan Bull Worm," a fictional beast from the SpongeBob SquarePants mythos.

Betwixt the howls and throes of passion, Billy performed the Hot Alaskan Bull Worm - an act that he regretted shortly thereafter.

by KurayamiShikaku February 8, 2010

Free All My Hots

To release my brothers or sisters from jail.

Hots as in shooters, drug dealers and just straight criminals that has heat from the police.

Mainly used in New York I.E. Bobby Shmurda from GS9 Crips

Free all my hots ahh ahh ahh

by Chapo_ss October 11, 2016

hot spicy chili pocket

When you go to Taco Bell and eat everything off the menu, go home unload your shit into a nice crockpot and force feed to your Mongolian slave children

I did the hot spicy chili pocket technique on Fred’s wife the other day and he has no idea!

by Poopyshitface69 November 10, 2019

cool beans hot rice

A phrase only legends say when there kinda chill about a situation and want to move forward , it’s like a calm way of saying yup that’s cool let’s move on

Molly : can I have an autograph I want to be like you when I’m older

Tilly: yeah sure peasant cool beans hot rice

Molly: do you wanna grab lunch

Tilly: yeah sure cool beans hot rice

Molly : did you steal my mums wedding dress
Tilly : yeah yeah cool beans hot rice

by Yllit April 6, 2020