Big spring high school

School in Newville, Pennsylvania. Full of either wanna be rednecks or wanna be anime stars. No in between. Hunting is a priority and American flags hang on the backs of all the big Yee-Yee Trucks. In the middle of flipping nowhere and is practically hated by other schools. But hey-we got a dang good car smash and wooden ship burning every year for our LBJ parade*

Notable Facts - diss track by some kid from Boiling Springs (home of the Bubblers) was made for us. It was better than ours on them.

*Little Brown Jug. Rivalry between us and Shippensburg (wooden ship-get it). Football game every year and huge celebration. Winning team gets the jug for some reason. We lose almost every year. But car smash!

Kid - woah check out that dude in camo. Bet he’s a real good hunter
Other Kid - nah that’s just a Big Spring High School student livin’ his every day life

by BigSpringStudent2021 October 21, 2019

Timberlane Regional High School

New Hampshire’s No.1 scum breeding facility. Filled with sex addicts, wanna be gangsters, potheads, emos, and weirdos. Be it 3 pedophilic teachers, a hunch of shooting and bomb threats, a freshman with a hit list, or people bringing knives, this is the best breeding ground for scum. The behind the scenes cyber bullying just helps the infestation breed, allowing scummy people to do scummier things. Known for wrestling and vaping, it’s a pure holy ground for half dressed girls and fights. Lunch food is shit, teachers are shit, students are shit, even the bathrooms have shit.

If you want to ruin your future just go to Timberlane Regional High School!

by TRHSEnthusiast January 13, 2022

St ives High School

St ives high school is a school who likes to spend the government funding on sandstone bricks instead of using it to get some fucking better utilities

Construction worker: "Hey for the school should we use the funding from the government to make the bathrooms not smell like absolute shit?"
Mr Watson: "NO, get more sandstone bricks."

Construction worker: "But we could use that funding for..."
Mr Watson: "We need more sandstone bricks."
St ives high school also has a bunch of faggots ripping stigs in the bathroom

by Mr Watson February 8, 2022

Silver Creek High School

Located in Longmont, CO. High quantity of fake ass hoes, students studying to become strippers, and hella fly AP US History teachers. Where the kids come to party and stay for advisory.

Dude 1: I lost it.
Dude 2: The paper?
Dude 1: No, my motivation to stay at Silver Creek High School.

by fakeasshoe October 15, 2019

Oak Ridge High School

the only high school in a hick town of 27 thousand people, surrounded on three sides by churches where students go during lunch to light up and MAYBE be sober enough for the next class, home of an INTERESTING group of crazies in Tennessee

"dude, its lunch! Wanna go smoke some of this shit?!? Oak Ridge high school baby, sobriety only matters to others!"

by Zonker01us April 2, 2008

Lake Gibson High School

The bomb threat capital of the world. Located in Lakeland, FL

Guy 1: Can you believe Florida State had a bomb theat?
Guy 2: It must've been a Lake Gibson High School graduate.

by The How July 15, 2011

Eiffel-Tower-High-Five

A high five given between two male humans in a threesome with one female human whilst the female is in between the two males. The two males each over the top of her to give the high five. Resembling the Eiffel Tower.

John and Mark gave each other an Eiffel-Tower-High-Five last night.

by mrauntjamima July 16, 2010