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Put a hot carrot in the fleshlight

Putting a hot carrot in a fleshlight is a common method for prepping it just prior to use in order to more closely mimic the environment of a vagina.
If someone is to put a hot carrot in your fleshlight for you and you are not present, it would imply that they are expecting you promptly.
The phrase is used to notify someone that you will be present in the very near future. It has also evolved slightly through regular use to also mean that an event will be starting soon.
"Put a hot carrot in the fleshlight; I'm on my way."

Q. How long before the movie starts?
A. Put a hot carrot in the fleshlight.
by SuperDirtySanchez October 20, 2010
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Red hot mollie tomali

A special kind of vegetable, found in Asia. Extremely healthy to support the immune system.
Red hot mollie tomali is often used as ingredient for medicine.
by BrinX77 July 9, 2010
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making out with a Hot Pocket

Gross,
it would look like your mouth had a period ha
George- Dude what happened to his mouth?
Bob-he is making out with a hot pocket!
George and bob - thats gross man
by itsjust Karaa March 25, 2009
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Hot Alaskan Bull Worm

A sex act which consists of the severing of the male penis (usually with shears). The severed penis resembles an "Alaskan Bull Worm," a fictional beast from the SpongeBob SquarePants mythos.
Betwixt the howls and throes of passion, Billy performed the Hot Alaskan Bull Worm - an act that he regretted shortly thereafter.
by KurayamiShikaku February 8, 2010
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Free All My Hots

To release my brothers or sisters from jail.

Hots as in shooters, drug dealers and just straight criminals that has heat from the police.

Mainly used in New York I.E. Bobby Shmurda from GS9 Crips
Free all my hots ahh ahh ahh
by Chapo_ss October 11, 2016
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Hot Pink Air Balloon

When a man presses his butt hole up against a woman's vagina and farts into it in a sexual manner.
I asked my girlfriend if she wanted a hot pink air balloon, she said yes. After I gave it to her, she was very disappointed...
by Mitchole June 16, 2018
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