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Blueberrysexual

Example: Kimoria Lieshay Howard felt a little blueberrysexual during our family thanksgiving this year I made a wonderful blueberry pie as usual but this year Kim had a little oral transaction with the blueberry she took one of the bluberries out of the pie and ran into me and my sugar daddy's bed and started to hump the blueberry but she had a little to much to drink because the next day she said she never remembered that it happened
Example: Kimoria Lieshay Howard felt a little blueberrysexual during our family thanksgiving this year I made a wonderful blueberry pie as usual but this year Kim had a little oral transaction with the blueberry she took one of the bluberries out of the pie and ran into me and my sugar daddy's bed and started to hump the blueberry but she had a little to much to drink because the next day she said she never remembered that it happened
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bluetooth rizz

A type of rizz where you share your rizz powers to those around you and level up all the mandem
Thanks for the Bluetooth rizz bro
by J12stinky December 7, 2022
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bluewine

an type of homebrew, but basically worse and illegal form of drugs.
bluewine
by imakeweirddefinitions December 17, 2022
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Blueflower

When you get hurt but it feels so good. Feeling satisfied after getting hurt. Feeling like you can’t feel good unless you get hurt.
I hate how blueflower I get when I get cuts… It makes me feel like I want more of it.
by Keaya’s favorite December 18, 2022
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Blueknight

A Blueknight in some ways is similar to a WhiteKnight, however a Blueknight is kind, respcts all other cultures, and does not pretend to be what he isn't
Dude, Steve is a total Blueknight
I know, right? Way better then Whiteknight.
by Dialga236 December 19, 2022
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Blues Attorney

Slang for very wealthy guitar hobbyists that buy extremely expensive guitars and gear despite not knowing how to actually play nor do they perform gigs.

Your average blues attorney plays stereotypical blues licks off time and out of key while behaving like a famous rockstar.

A blues attorney in a guitar shop will bring in their overpriced equipment under the guise of selling it just to get a reaction out of onlookers and staff. All the whole loudly proclaiming all the connections they have in the music business.

Blues attorneys personality wise are cripplingly insecure so naturally they need constant attention and external validation. This comes in the form of doing whatever it takes to draw attention to themselves; being as loud as possible about their connections, gear and concert stories. However, these people do not remotely have the skill set to back up their attitude and have basically become the greatvalu™️ version of the rockstar they identify themselves with. Outside of said rockstar they’re emulating, they have no real personality or identity, nor do they have anything original to bring to the table

Blues attorneys are emotionally fragile children in adults bodies that participate in energy vampirism. Everyone in their path is left emotionally drained and feeling like they just got slimed by something you’d see in ghostbusters.

Blues attorneys can come in all shapes and sizes and genres but the blues classification in particular tends to be a boomer
“Ugh not this guy again. That’s the 3rd time this week he’s been here”

“Oh yeah he’s a blues attorney. Just don’t give him any attention or emotional reaction and he will go away.”
by Thismo2talcoil December 21, 2022
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Bluey

Slang term for Uniparental Disomy; a.k.a. UPD.
German was born with a bad case of Bluey. He struggles with bonding with others in appropriate ways.
by Kimi’sFriend December 21, 2022
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