Zonk Off

to masturbate.

often confused with "falling asleep", this term refers to beating off.

"I'm gonna zonk off. See you guys later."

by Curse of Three June 3, 2025

jerk off station

Computer

Everyone knows why you have a computer or jerk off station in your house

by Young Jazzy Yo October 24, 2023

Shimmying their asses off

When a massive event is happening and you don’t have just the fear of missing out (FOMO); you’re literally missing out.

1. My friends are shimmying their asses off at that huge party while I'm fucking grounded after I falsely accused of that dumb fight at school!
2. They're shimmying their asses off at the Super Bowl in NOLA when I'm stuck at home and forced to pirate the game.

by Weber Areiv November 16, 2025

off brand foot ball

a gay male orgy

The boys and I going to play some off brand foot ball tonight!

by billy bomb February 22, 2024

Vienna Top-off

When you're jacking off and you can't finish so you call in a homie to finish you off.

Yesterday I was jacking off in my room, and I couldn't finish until I had John give me a Vienna Top-off

by DavQ November 9, 2021

Help me get the Burger Off

Another euphemism for "suck my dick"

He told his fiance "Help me get the burger off", meaning he actually wanted help getting a nut off

by Propriety January 12, 2022

off your ends

You're a bit crazy.

"Did you just punch that person's tit?"

"yep"

"you're off your ends, bruv"

by TdawgMillionaire July 2, 2018